Friday night

[pumbaa]

This thread took a rather sinister turn half way through P3.....

Anyway, I've been out for a meal for the wife's birthday. She managed to send her fillet steak back as it was crap, and they didn't charge me for the replacement. Result!

Imbibing in some local Merlot - not really a Merlot fan, but this stuff is fucking ace!

Anybody want some dodgy pics of Kelly Brook's tits?

[STFC Village]

Is it the pics themselves that are dodgy, or her tits?

Either way, can't see why not....

[pumbaa]

Neither. Might head for NSFW. They aren't as good quality as ones from last year, but hey ho.....

[Arriba]

The weekend after NY is always quiet.....but I salvaged a bit of fun with a bird who I negotiated I'd show her my hairy chest if she got her tits out...fair play to the lass, true to her word...unfortunately it was a Gareth Keenanesque thing whereby husband wanted to watch. All good though.

the pictures in my head are going overtime :?
you are one interesting dude reg

[Samdy Gray]

Reg in swinging shocker  

[DMR]

I was in the Walkabout last night, first time I've been out in Swindon since the Hatton fight, it was pretty quiet around town but it was a pretty good session.

Whichever one of my mates threw a barrell at me when I was forced to, shall we say, nip behind O'Neils when we were waiting for our taxi, is a cunt.

[Reg Smeeton]

Reg in swinging shocker  

 I only showed my hairy chest.....not the low hanging fruit.

[Bushey Boy]

Game girls are lovely Reg, I will show you mine if you show me yours is a great line that I recall using lots at school

[Reg Smeeton]

Game girls are lovely Reg, I will show you mine if you show me yours is a great line that I recall using lots at school

   All you can ever do is ask.....you can either get politely turned down, slapped in the face, or on the way to pulling.

[BANGKOK RED]

Reg in swinging shocker  

 I only showed my hairy chest.....not the low hanging fruit.

I take it that there where a few Marmots out then Reg!

[Bushey Boy]

Game girls are lovely Reg, I will show you mine if you show me yours is a great line that I recall using lots at school

   All you can ever do is ask.....you can either get politely turned down, slapped in the face, or on the way to pulling.

Very true my man.  on a similar note my mother once said you dont buy the first car you test drive, she now says I should buya  car instead of keep changing it instead of leasing them on a nightly basis

[Reg Smeeton]

Game girls are lovely Reg, I will show you mine if you show me yours is a great line that I recall using lots at school

   All you can ever do is ask.....you can either get politely turned down, slapped in the face, or on the way to pulling.

Very true my man.  on a similar note my mother once said you dont buy the first car you test drive, she now says I should buya  car instead of keep changing it instead of leasing them on a nightly basis

 

   There a Hertz office down Manchester Road then?

[Mexicano Rojo]

oh wantage girls, wantage girls. that school has so much to answer for. 13 years old and introduced to proper posh girls. and when i mean proper posh i dont mean fucking lawns. truely upper class haven of inquistive teenage sexuality whose swimming pool backed on to our home ec building. by the end of the fourth year at king alfreds i had been hauled in front of the headmaster of wantage girls school (yes there headmaster not mine) and been issued with a banning order from all school boundries. didnt fucking stop me . i used to actively encourage shoplifting by the girls when i worked saturdays at waitrose in return for the 4 digit code for the gate into there sleeping quarters. and by christ did they like to smoke weed. I would buy a quarter for them and basically sit up with them and smoke it all.

me and my small band of working class ruffian mates were there bit of rough. we felt we were doing our bit for class war by robbing there cassette players and fingering there bum holes. happy days indeed.

[Reg Smeeton]

oh wantage girls, wantage girls. that school has so much to answer for. 13 years old and introduced to proper posh girls. and when i mean proper posh i dont mean fucking lawns. truely upper class haven of inquistive teenage sexuality whose swimming pool backed on to our home ec building. by the end of the fourth year at king alfreds i had been hauled in front of the headmaster of wantage girls school (yes there headmaster not mine) and been issued with a banning order from all school boundries. didnt fucking stop me . i used to actively encourage shoplifting by the girls when i worked saturdays at waitrose in return for the 4 digit code for the gate into there sleeping quarters. and by christ did they like to smoke weed. I would buy a quarter for them and basically sit up with them and smoke it all.

me and my small band of working class ruffian mates were there bit of rough. we felt we were doing our bit for class war by robbing there cassette players and fingering there bum holes. happy days indeed.

   You'd be about the same age as the bird on Friday, next time I see her, I'll enquire if she's got a thing for  Mexican banditos.

  I did a bit of research, apparently it was St Mary's and its just closed in Wantage and moved to Ascot.

[Mexicano Rojo]

yes st marys is correct. fucking magical place. jaggers daughter was there and a couple of minor royalty. it was all fucking lucys and abigails. long blonde curly hair and a cracking lacrosse kit.