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Lumps

« Reply #15 on: Friday, January 4, 2008, 15:03:53 »

Neither are you are fooling anyone you know.

We all know you've both turned all soppy and romantic really.
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STFCBird
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, January 4, 2008, 15:07:12 »

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I'm eloping with my horse really.


Better endowed?  


 definitely an easier ride  
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sonic youth

« Reply #17 on: Friday, January 4, 2008, 18:25:55 »

in all seriousness, i'm willing to work for free...
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Gazza's Fat Mate

« Reply #18 on: Friday, January 4, 2008, 19:55:45 »

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What work you looking for


Insurance motor claims
PI Claims
bascily anything to do with claims! pretty much good at all of it.
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 08:59:03 »

Pretend you're polish claim child support and your free house work a few hours in a cab and the rest of the time sit back and relax safe in the knowledge that you are bleeding this country dry; seems to be all the rage in Swindon at the moment.
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 09:05:35 »

thats right noel. fucking prick.
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McLovin

« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 09:35:57 »

I like the fact that the influx of Europeans in this town seem to be so desperate to work that they take on pretty much any job. Unlike some of our own, who will do anything to avoid it.
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:05:17 »

Also they respect properties, so much so under 25 british finding it hard to let as they dont look after

Migration, in certsin respects, work
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:23:29 »

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Also they respect properties, so much so under 25 british finding it hard to let as they dont look after

Migration, in certsin respects, work


The ones below us dont.
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sonic youth

« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 15:14:56 »

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Pretend you're polish claim child support and your free house work a few hours in a cab and the rest of the time sit back and relax safe in the knowledge that you are bleeding this country dry; seems to be all the rage in Swindon at the moment.
fuck off
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STFCDude2

« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 15:51:37 »

So any decent jobs going in the finance industry?  Part qualified IFA with experience of working in Dubai and the Isle of Man here!!
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 16:05:49 »

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Pretend you're polish claim child support and your free house work a few hours in a cab and the rest of the time sit back and relax safe in the knowledge that you are bleeding this country dry; seems to be all the rage in Swindon at the moment.


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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 16:10:03 »

I think Noel is actually Polish, but hes just jealous cos the council told him to fuck off.
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 16:18:52 »

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Just to prove the limited opportunities there are in Swindon and people are applying for anything and everything, we've just had a CV for a candidate applying for a £6.50 an hour admin role. He's just got a first in Maths, Chemistry and Physics at Oxford University and is going on to do a Masters Degree.


can you do a degree in maths and physics and chemistry ?  Not wishing to cast aspersions, but that sounds like bollocks to me.  Plus you know that if you go to Oxford Uni proper, graduate and prove to be a 'person of good nature' one year after you graduate they give you an MA for free, without you having to do anything except basically stay out of prison for a year.
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HarryFleming

« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 17:04:06 »

I'm looking for sales people.

Any takers???

PM me.
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