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« on: Wednesday, December 26, 2007, 18:51:02 » |
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Thats a bad way to go at this time of year, mauled to death by a tiger.
Apparantly it's enclosure has a massive moat and a 5m fence.. odds on some dozy fucker leaving the gate open?
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, December 26, 2007, 19:07:33 » |
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:shock:
Thats a bad way to go at this time of year, mauled to death by a tiger.
Apparantly it's enclosure has a massive moat and a 5m fence.. odds on some dozy fucker leaving the gate open? Probably not a graduate, eh DMR :roll: |
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, December 26, 2007, 21:00:47 » |
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Thats a bad way to go at this time of year, mauled to death by a tiger.
Apparantly it's enclosure has a massive moat and a 5m fence.. odds on some dozy fucker leaving the gate open? Yep, if only it had been April it wouldn't have been half as bad. |
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, December 26, 2007, 21:11:08 » |
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:shock:
Thats a bad way to go at this time of year, mauled to death by a tiger.
Apparantly it's enclosure has a massive moat and a 5m fence.. odds on some dozy fucker leaving the gate open? Yep, if only it had been April it wouldn't have been half as bad. was thinking the same thing |
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, December 26, 2007, 21:33:56 » |
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http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/12/26/tiger.attack/fooking ell, its got history to, it attacked a keeper a few months back to!
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, December 26, 2007, 21:36:46 » |
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It ate my arm.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 27, 2007, 12:50:51 » |
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It ate my arm. Arms - they're Grreeaatt!! |
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 27, 2007, 12:53:38 » |
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Even though I've seen this on the news, for some reason every time I see this thread I think about Tiger Woods and imagine him living in a zoo.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 27, 2007, 16:44:47 » |
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poor tiger eating all those fat yanks won't do it's heart much good all that fat can't be heathly!!!!
although to be fair lets look at it from the tiger point of view if you had to spend all day being stared at by yanks wouldn't you wanna try and murder a few! from the tigers eyes all those yanks look like jumbo sized burgers hmmmmmmmmmm human
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, December 27, 2007, 17:07:37 » |
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poor tiger eating all those fat yanks won't do it's heart much good all that fat can't be heathly!!!!
although to be fair lets look at it from the tiger point of view if you had to spend all day being stared at by yanks wouldn't you wanna try and murder a few! from the tigers eyes all those yanks look like jumbo sized burgers hmmmmmmmmmm human It sure wasn't healthy for the tiger, some cunt shot the poor thing.....typical yanks, shoot first ask questions later..... I've always wanted a pet tiger and a pet penguin. Somehow, I don't think thats an ideal combination in the 'lets all get along and live peacefully' stakes. |
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, December 27, 2007, 17:11:12 » |
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female penguins have a very strong mothering nature and will adopt anything they can find so it might work with a tiger cub and an adult female penguin.
hope that helps.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, December 27, 2007, 17:19:03 » |
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My mate always wanted a Siamese Fighting Fish for his tropical fish tank. He bought one and after a while it was the only fish left.
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, December 27, 2007, 17:36:09 » |
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what about Marlborough penguins?
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, December 27, 2007, 17:47:17 » |
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no, we get eaten by tiger(sharks)s.
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, December 27, 2007, 21:06:09 » |
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female penguins have a very strong mothering nature and will adopt anything they can find so it might work with a tiger cub and an adult female penguin.
hope that helps. this is my new year's resolution. |
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