Latest Royal Commemorative Coin

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Not really funny, but..
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[yeo]

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Sorry, have a joke.

A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling to
his wife, "Pack your bags baby, I just won the lottery! All
£10,000,000....Woooohooo!!!!"

That's great sweetie" she replies.  "Do I pack for the beach or the
mountains?"

"Who cares", he replies, "Just f**k off!"  

[Mexicano Rojo]

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

[blinkpip]

A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the
side of the road.
They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car.
She says "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
Her husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."
She asks, "What about the smell?"
He says, "Hold its nose."

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The new American Marine Captain was assigned to an Irish Regiment in a
remote post in the Lebanese desert.

During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess
tent.

He asks the Irish Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

"Well, sir" is the nervous reply. "As you know, there are 250 men here and
no women. And sir, sometimes the men have m-m-m....urges. That's why we
have the camel, sir."

The American Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I
understand about urges, so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own
urges.

Crazy with passion, he asks the Irish Sergeant to bring the camel to his
tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls
down his pants, and has wild, insane s*x with the camel.

When he is done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the Irish do it?

"Uh, no sir", the Sergeant replies.

"They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are''