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« on: Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 11:35:36 » |
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Deep in the old County Ground,
Sat a man who was ugly and round,
Said "I know things look bleak,
but I'll be gone in a week,
with about 1.3 million pound".
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Dazzza
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 11:38:26 » |
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what do we get for our trouble and pain?
just a rented room in Whalley Range
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magic8ball
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 11:40:35 » |
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what do we get for our trouble and pain?
just a rented room in Whalley Range Ummm....I'm afraid I have nothing to offer you, but maybe a few minutes of not pressing F5? |
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 11:41:59 » |
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There was once a Knight called Wills.
Who didn't know how to do deals.
So he said to his friend Mike.
Have a go if you like.
And so Mike ran off with the Bills*.
(*Money wouldn't rhyme)
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 11:43:39 » |
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i knew a young man from kent. his tool was extremely bent. to save himself trouble. he stuck it in double. so intead of comming. he went.
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magic8ball
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 11:45:47 » |
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When Fitton does really arrive,
and the club will be sure to survive,
that fat fucking cunt,
thanks to a marvellous stunt,
can start to resurface his drive.
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SwindonTartanArmy
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London Scottish - More History than Franchise!
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 11:50:30 » |
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When Fitton does really arrive,
and the club will be sure to survive,
that fat fucking cunt,
thanks to a marvellous stunt,
can start to resurface his drive.  Ace!!! |
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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Tails
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Git facked
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 11:50:44 » |
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Just out of interest, what is this Diamandis driveway business about?
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sonic youth
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 11:51:32 » |
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Into the depths of the criminal world
I followed her ...
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magic8ball
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 11:52:24 » |
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Just out of interest, what is this Diamandis driveway business about? Rumour has it that after the 3 amendments being put to Fitton on Saturday night, a message was put on his driveway with a road markings writer. The message was supposedly "Fuck off Diamandis". |
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 11:53:24 » |
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Fucking fat Greek fucking cunt.
Cunting fat fucking Greej cunt.
Fat fucking fuck.
Fat cunting cunt.
Greek fucking fat fucking cunt.
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magic8ball
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 11:54:15 » |
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There once was an old man called Bob,
Who thought he was great at his job,
said he should get an award,
for his work on the board,
not abused by a furious mob.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 11:54:30 » |
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 12:03:11 » |
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There was a old woman called sandy
At accounting she was rather handy
She worked for a twat
Who bought shares for a laugh
Sadly she forgot the VAT
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Tails
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Git facked
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 12:05:54 » |
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Since when did twat and laugh rhyme?!
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