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« Reply #60 on: Sunday, December 16, 2007, 21:27:29 »

Women in a swindon shirt is class, im working on a scot at the mo who I will attempt to get a england shirt on!
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« Reply #61 on: Sunday, December 16, 2007, 21:30:34 »

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Still, you can always give it to a lady to wear in bed


The last bird I pulled (which was a while back this year  Oops ), it was pissing with rain and we came back to mine and of course I had to offer her some dry clothes so of course the good old Swindon away shirt from last season came out to play!! Cheesy


 What happened to the one at the petrol station ?  Classic TEF lad's stuff.
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« Reply #62 on: Sunday, December 16, 2007, 21:35:19 »

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Still, you can always give it to a lady to wear in bed


The last bird I pulled (which was a while back this year  Oops ), it was pissing with rain and we came back to mine and of course I had to offer her some dry clothes so of course the good old Swindon away shirt from last season came out to play!! Cheesy


 What happened to the one at the petrol station ?  Classic TEF lad's stuff.


Bugger all Reg! I fucked my leg and in that time I think she left, probably to be a model or something. I use a different petrol station now so that chapter in my life is filed under m for memories.
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« Reply #63 on: Sunday, December 16, 2007, 21:39:03 »

Werent you trying an irish one as well?
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« Reply #64 on: Sunday, December 16, 2007, 21:44:38 »

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Still, you can always give it to a lady to wear in bed


The last bird I pulled (which was a while back this year  Oops ), it was pissing with rain and we came back to mine and of course I had to offer her some dry clothes so of course the good old Swindon away shirt from last season came out to play!! Cheesy


 What happened to the one at the petrol station ?  Classic TEF lad's stuff.


Bugger all Reg! I fucked my leg and in that time I think she left, probably to be a model or something. I use a different petrol station now so that chapter in my life is filed under m for memories.


 Shame...nothing beats a bird you really fancy, as opposed to one you merely would.
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« Reply #65 on: Sunday, December 16, 2007, 21:51:42 »

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Werent you trying an irish one as well?


I tried and failed!  :evil:  However the said bird in the Swindon shirt was her best mate so every cloud and all that!!

Funny you should mention her actually, she's staying at our flat after new year for some job interviews in Lux. She had put on a bit of beef the last time I saw her but being a student and doing exams hopefully she's been sick with worry and has lost some of that excess weightage! :twisted:
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #66 on: Sunday, December 16, 2007, 21:55:32 »

Legend!
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« Reply #67 on: Sunday, December 16, 2007, 22:05:06 »

you disgust me
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« Reply #68 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 00:37:03 »

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Women in a swindon shirt is class, im working on a scot at the mo who I will attempt to get a england shirt on!
thats  just wrong :x
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« Reply #69 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:00:52 »

It could be said that wanting a woman to wear a football shirt during sex is a sign of latent homosexuality
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« Reply #70 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:02:56 »

During sex?
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« Reply #71 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:09:48 »

Is that not what he ment?

Or do you mean if hes having sex hes not gay.

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« Reply #72 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:13:45 »

Hmm he didnt did he.

I must have a dirty mind :|
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« Reply #73 on: Monday, December 17, 2007, 01:14:40 »

Approaching her shitter from behind when the shirt has "9 Roberts" (is he number 9? I forget) on the back is probably the straightest thing you could do. Oh Christian, have you been waxing your milky smooth thighs?
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