Oevil at Christmas

[Fred Elliot]

28

[axs]

we're over 21, we're all uncool.

Fuck that

I'm 44 and I tell myself I'm cool every time I have an involuntary muscle spasm !!!!

happened on the train on the way home last week, I was really tired and had had a shit day.

Ive had a couple of beers on the way home and all of a sudden my right arm just twitches and flicks out straight and I aint got no control over it.

Im sat next to a bloke at the time but the lady across the aisle notices and says " are you ok ?"

I smiles and says "it's ok I do it all the time, I can be a bit or a retard sometimes"

She says "why whats up ?"

I says " Im 35, and just been diagnosed with epilepsy, I may joke about it but I'm gutted really"

She says "Oh god, how awful for you how are you coping ?"

I says "it's hard hun, I am on my own, work really long hours and really find it difficult to share what is going on with me at the moment"

she says "would you like to talk ?"

I says "that would be ace................fancy a drink ?"







et voila

i swear you are some kind of unsubtle genius.

[axs]

I didnt, fuck me you look about 12!

thank you, most people think i'm in my 30's.

[Simon Pieman]

28

35 then.

Still fair play, getting more than any of us it would seem.

[axs]

28

35 then.

Still fair play, getting more than any of us it would seem.

you're forgetting the rule of three.

[Fred Elliot]

I told her I was 35

she was late 20's

If I woulds have said I am 44 she would have said

"fuck off you old perve"      to which I would have replied...............

"yeah..............fair shout love"

[Boeta]

i think you can be cool until about 23. but 24/25 sounds like adulthood. adults cannot be cool. then it's about being smart and sophisticated. thankfully i've still got a couple of years of coolness.

the most important thing is to understand that if you are male and over the age of 23 you are not cool. you may be many things to many people, but cool won't be one of them.

[yeo]

Ive never really been very cool and im deffinitly not smart or sophisticated.

I was watching telly the other day and they had one of those adverts for over 50's life insurance and I has a serious moment of reckoning when I realsied im closer to 50 than I am 20.Frightening stuff.

[Sussex]

i think you can be cool until about 23. but 24/25 sounds like adulthood. adults cannot be cool. then it's about being smart and sophisticated. thankfully i've still got a couple of years of coolness.

the most important thing is to understand that if you are male and over the age of 23 you are not cool. you may be many things to many people, but cool won't be one of them.

Some things can only come with age. You're obviously a long way behind in this department Boeta. Not having a dig, but that's a very blinkered view on life.

[lebowski]

seasick steve is the coolest man i know of and he's about 100.

get that in your mouth.

[Batch]

seasick steve is the coolest man i know of and he's about 100.

get that in your mouth.

Is that the guy who was on the Jules Holland show last new year?

[lebowski]

yes.

[Red81]

the most important thing is to understand that if you are male and over the age of 23 you are not cool. you may be many things to many people, but cool won't be one of them.

You've just completely destroyed the small amount of soul I had left this week.

[Red81]

yes.

Yes I saw this. You're right he is cool, and about a hundred.

[STFCBird]

i think you can be cool until about 23. but 24/25 sounds like adulthood. adults cannot be cool. then it's about being smart and sophisticated. thankfully i've still got a couple of years of coolness.

the most important thing is to understand that if you are male and over the age of 23 you are not cool. you may be many things to many people, but cool won't be one of them.

Some things can only come with age. You're obviously a long way behind in this department Boeta. Not having a dig, but that's a very blinkered view on life.