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« Reply #15 on: Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:50:28 » |
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Odontophobia is the fear of teeth. So would an Odontophobist be afraid of their own teeth? |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:52:01 » |
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In Arkansas a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month!
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:57:23 » |
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In Arkansas a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month! Thats shocking, why only the once  |
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, November 30, 2007, 14:03:33 » |
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Odontophobia is the fear of teeth. So would an Odontophobist be afraid of their own teeth? You raise a good point! |
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, November 30, 2007, 14:51:34 » |
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A coward was originally a boy who took care of cows
England is smaller than New England
The average woman’s thighs are 1.5 times larger in circumference than the average man’s.
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, November 30, 2007, 15:03:36 » |
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36th american president lydon b. johnson was nicknamed "bull nuts", due to him having enormous testicles.
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, November 30, 2007, 15:05:49 » |
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In Arkansas a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month! i'm going to a wedding in arkansas. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the medical term for a fear of long words. |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, November 30, 2007, 15:08:49 » |
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In Arkansas a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month! i'm going to a wedding in arkansas. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the medical term for a fear of long words. Now that truly is ironic! |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, November 30, 2007, 15:12:22 » |
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Super Glue was originally invented to stick broken soldiers back together again (Vietnam war)
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, November 30, 2007, 15:14:05 » |
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If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, November 30, 2007, 15:19:14 » |
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Grow A Penis is an anagram of Spiro Agnew
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, November 30, 2007, 15:56:33 » |
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In Arkansas a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month!  One of my ex boyfriends lives in Little Rock... now i know why he wants me to go there! It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises, the stupidest law ever! |
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, November 30, 2007, 15:59:41 » |
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A piece of string is twice as long as half a piece.
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, November 30, 2007, 16:02:16 » |
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If you are totally shit at your job, but happen to be the manager of the England football team, you can get millions of pounds for fucking up!
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It's All Good..............
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, November 30, 2007, 16:03:39 » |
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If you forward this post onto 8 people something amazing will happen on your screen....
FUCK ALL - RETARD!
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