Just kidding, I'm bored of it all myself.
I'd rather talk about what I did on my birthday last month:
Drunk copius amounts of Gin (Don't ask me why), before I went out. Then I went to a night club and drunk stoopid quantities of whiskey rather quickl, low and behold by 11.30 my misses and a friend where carrying me to a taxi, in which I proceeded to throw up in (Just when we arrived). The beauty of it all was that the driver was so disgusted wiv me that he threw me it of his car and forgot to charge me the fare.
I know it's not a "Boardroom" related story, but did you really want another one of those anyway?
