Good day..

[Ralphy]

Ben, quit smoking, you will feel better for it. 7 Months and counting.

Ralphy, quit patronising, you will feel better for it. 7 Months and counting.

I'm alot of things Si but I never patronise anyone.

You're the resident cunt, not me.

[Simon Pieman]

Ben, quit smoking, you will feel better for it. 7 Months and counting.

Ralphy, quit patronising, you will feel better for it. 7 Months and counting.

I'm alot of things Si but I never patronise anyone.

You're the resident cunt, not me.

Ralphy, quit using the c word, you will feel better for it. 7 minutes and counting

[Ralphy]

Si, quit acting the know it all internet cunt, your feel better for it. 7 pints and counting.

[Simon Pieman]

Ralphy are you upset?

[Sussex]

Ralph, are you back on that crate of Stella from Friday?

[Bushey Boy]

its all about 2008, fresh stars etc

Not wanting to piss on your fireworks or owt, but im sure you said the same when we were out new years eve last year!

Indeed I did

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

could care less what year it is. Always the same old shit all that happens is that my memory gets a little worse each month. This morning I woke up I couldn't remmber how old I was. I spent all my jounrey into work trying to remmber and I couldn't. I'm not joking I really couldn't I had to get in the office and use a calaculotor to work it out (1984-2007) I was well upset cos I though I was 22, in fact I was, I am 23 now that is depressing and worrying at the same time!

[Ralphy]

Bollocks you are!

Your the same age as me and Ash easily.

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

Bollocks you are!

Your the same age as me and Ash easily.

no I am 23. I worked it out this morning. I have also applied for a copy of my birth cert just to makesure.

[Bushey Boy]

Hes 24 in February but I aint going to his borthday, id rather book a holiday with a few teachers

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

Hes 24 in February but I aint going to his borthday, id rather book a holiday with a few teachers

i forgive you I promise never to bring up either again. unless you really annoy me or i am pissed.

[Barry Scott]

Ben, quit smoking, you will feel better for it. 7 Months and counting.

I quit for in August and felt exactly the same. To be unbiased i decided i had to start again (about 3 weeks ago) and study whether it then made me feel worse.

In my accurate experiments, my discoveries were alarming.

I concluded as below:

In not smoking my health felt the same as when i smoked.
In re-starting smoking it didn't make me feel worse, it infact me me feel better, also agreeing with above.
Smoking makes you feel better.
Quitting makes you feel worse.

To close the matter. Smoking makes you feel better, and in quitting you actually feel worse for it. It's all a conspiracy so people don't know how great smoking is.

To feel really great, regularly, i suggest giving up for one day several times a month, then starting again, making up for lost time. In this manner, you constantly get happier. It should be on prescription "happiness is smoking".

Starting smoking, in hind sight, is probably one of the best brightest things i've ever done. I think it should be actively encouraged and we should receive tax relief on our earnings for bringing happiness to all we share our smoke with.

Disclaimer: I know there's a lot of short fuses today, so please, it's not a real experiment and smoking is harmful etc etc etc. But i still actively encourage you to start if you haven't.

[Ralphy]

The mucus you cough up when you stop is ace  

[Sussex]

I've just been out for a fag. Getting some fresh air out of the office can only be a good thing.

[STFCBird]

I'm having a shit time both at work and at home at the moment and having a fag is all I have to look forward to was going to give up but I can't now