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« on: Sunday, April 10, 2005, 11:41:24 »

Every time I drink loads of beer i sleep walk. The funny thing is it happened all last summer and stopped in the winter. Now summer is starting up again it seems to be returning. Who knows why? Do you?

I always wake up in the early hours in another room of the house. Its usually the spare room.

Last night I got boshed and I met asher and we had a long condersation about how gay you all are. Or maybe we didnt speak at all. Ask him.

So anyway, I come home with a pie and chips and go to sleep in my bed. Then I woke up in the study! I've never done that before because its all the way down stairs and has no bed in it. We have family over at the moment so I think I must have known this and not bothered to try the guest room.... .Or perhaps I did try buy Uncle and Auntie kicked me out of bed. I havent seen anyone yet because Im hiding.

If I ever go outside it will be the end of me. Sleeping outside sucks so much.

It's quite exciting isnt it.
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, April 10, 2005, 11:49:38 »

unlucky, my problem is worse, i dont know what to get for my birthday.
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, April 10, 2005, 11:53:52 »

I've only sleep-walked once, though it was in a hostel in Newquay. Having returned from a night out I went to sleep in the correct bed, but then woke up in an empty room upstairs wearing only a pair of pants. When we got to the hostel they told us that all the other rooms were taken, so really there should have been somebody in it.... Also, all the rooms are locked at night... and yet in my pants I managed to navigate a hostel stairway, go through 2 firedoors and open a room that was empty to sleep for a couple of hours. :?


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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, April 10, 2005, 11:56:42 »

Last year I went into my sisters room and woke her up. Then I had a go at her for being in my bedroom. Then I woke up and went back to bed.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, April 10, 2005, 12:02:26 »

You'll have to handcuff yourself to bed to stop you from going anywhere
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, April 10, 2005, 12:07:52 »

sounds like one of my nights out, you never know where your gonna end up! bit mental though! i'd go with the handcuffing to.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, April 10, 2005, 12:08:45 »

yeah but sometimes I sleep walk to the toilet so hand cuffs would be bad
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, April 10, 2005, 12:09:22 »

get a bucket by the bed, covers you if your sick or need a piss!
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, April 10, 2005, 12:59:16 »

Was going o say are you urinating. Most drunken sleep walkers tend to piss.

Apparently you inherit it and its all about inner conflicts that you are not able to verbalize.
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, April 10, 2005, 13:01:31 »

i dont piss that i know of. Although I have idea. Im drunk and asleep so its hard to say.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, April 10, 2005, 13:42:39 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4361537.stm
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, April 10, 2005, 13:44:13 »

kill kill kil
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, April 10, 2005, 13:44:40 »

Onion Jimbo you were wrecked last night son, even tried hugging me in ponana! I was scared!
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, April 10, 2005, 13:48:42 »

i dont remember. doesnt sound like me
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, April 10, 2005, 14:04:24 »

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