SwindonTartanArmy
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« on: Thursday, November 22, 2007, 10:31:45 » |
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TRIBUTES are being paid to Scotland this morning after the entire country laughed itself to death.
The alarm was first raised at around 10pm last night as thousands of phone calls and text messages went unanswered.
Small groups of volunteers from Berwick-Upon-Tweed and Carlisle ventured north just after midnight only to find houses full of dead people gathered around still blaring television sets.
By dawn, as RAF helicopters flew over deserted city streets, it was clear that the whole country had suffered a catastrophic abdominal rupture.
Wayne Hayes, a special constable from Northumberland, said: "We went into one house in Dunbar and found three men sitting on the sofa with huge smiles on their faces, still holding cans of 70 shilling. They seemed to be at peace."
He added: "In a house near Edinburgh we found a man face down on the living room floor with his trousers and pants round his knees.
"It seems he may have been showing his bare buttocks to the television when he keeled over."
Roy Hobbs, a civil engineer from Northampton, said: "I got a call from my friend Ian in Stirling at about 9.50pm.
"He was already laughing when I answered the phone, but after about 25 minutes of the most vigorous and uncontrollable hilarity, everything suddenly went very quiet."
Moving tributes are already being placed along the Scotland-England border with many mourners opting to leave a simple bag of chips or a deep fried bunch of flowers.
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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janaage
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, November 22, 2007, 10:33:57 » |
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Very Monty Python-esque!!
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, November 22, 2007, 10:47:40 » |
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TRIBUTES are being paid to Scotland this morning after the entire country laughed itself to death.
The alarm was first raised at around 10pm last night as thousands of phone calls and text messages went unanswered.
Small groups of volunteers from Berwick-Upon-Tweed and Carlisle ventured north just after midnight only to find houses full of dead people gathered around still blaring television sets.
By dawn, as RAF helicopters flew over deserted city streets, it was clear that the whole country had suffered a catastrophic abdominal rupture.
Wayne Hayes, a special constable from Northumberland, said: "We went into one house in Dunbar and found three men sitting on the sofa with huge smiles on their faces, still holding cans of 70 shilling. They seemed to be at peace."
He added: "In a house near Edinburgh we found a man face down on the living room floor with his trousers and pants round his knees.
"It seems he may have been showing his bare buttocks to the television when he keeled over."
Roy Hobbs, a civil engineer from Northampton, said: "I got a call from my friend Ian in Stirling at about 9.50pm.
"He was already laughing when I answered the phone, but after about 25 minutes of the most vigorous and uncontrollable hilarity, everything suddenly went very quiet."
Moving tributes are already being placed along the Scotland-England border with many mourners opting to leave a simple bag of chips or a deep fried bunch of flowers. You're entitled to have your fun and I don't blame you...but please don't start playing the "ooh everybody hates me just cos I'm Scottish" game when you get abuse for it |
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janaage
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, November 22, 2007, 10:52:44 » |
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Fucking hell R4E it's only a bit of harmless banter. Scotland lose to Italy and all we had was
"I nearly shit myself laughing when Italy scored"
"Ha ha the look on the scottish fans faces was priceless" etc. Well words to that effect anyway. If you're big enough to dish it out...
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sonic youth
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, November 22, 2007, 10:56:07 » |
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hey, i wanted scotland to win!
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janaage
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, November 22, 2007, 10:57:22 » |
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I'm just generalising SY.
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SwindonTartanArmy
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, November 22, 2007, 11:02:32 » |
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I really thought I didnt care, but watching the game last night I realised I do care. Combination of Motson talking bollocks, The pseudo-irish twat being a twat, and wrighty,shearer and linaker talking pish, added to the fact that while england have some top class players they still cant perform as a team. Christ, If only scotland had players as good technically as Gerrard or Lampard....
Moston was doing my nut in... saying the croatian anthem was respected when 1000s of england fans were booing it, amongst other inane mutterings.
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, November 22, 2007, 11:06:18 » |
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I dont know why everyone is getting up tight about the jockos taking the piss, the rest of the world are so why shouldnt the scotish be allowed.England are a joke..FACT!
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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Colin Todd
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, November 22, 2007, 11:11:29 » |
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Scottish cunts You didnt qualify either!  |
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Foggy
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, November 22, 2007, 11:16:33 » |
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Scottish cunts You didnt qualify either! Errmmm, Im English |
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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sonic youth
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, November 22, 2007, 11:18:00 » |
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The pseudo-irish twat being a twat leave me out of this you bastard. |
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Colin Todd
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, November 22, 2007, 11:18:14 » |
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Scottish cunts You didnt qualify either! Errmmm, Im English Not you, Tartan and Janaage! |
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janaage
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, November 22, 2007, 11:20:22 » |
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We didn't qualify but we still  Alba gu Brath!! |
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, November 22, 2007, 11:22:50 » |
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Lets all have a huge fight about it, more fun that way, then Jan can get all patriotic and "kilted up" and Colin T can get his suit of armour and rampage. I need some entertainment this morning  |
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Colin Todd
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, November 22, 2007, 11:24:31 » |
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I'd put your money on the skirt wearer if I were you, I'm too depressed to fight
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