A brief account of Gazza's Fat Mate's leeds odsey!

I won’t bore you with the travel to Leeds as it was boring apart from me hanging out of the car window every now and then to cheer other town fans it was pretty uneventful!

When we got to Leeds found the hotel and got checked in. For £35 each a night I was pretty impressed with the hotel. Had a cup of tea and a shower. Got changed into match day clobber and jumped in a cab to the white hart. Bushey Boy in the cab takled to the asian cab driver as if he was french which was highly assuming!!!!!! Bushey boy: are there many ladies in leeds? Cab driver: yes and they are all naked!

Found the white hart nd proceedd to get smashed!!!!!!!!!! No hassle from the leeds fans although always felt on edge maybe that had something to do with two certain brothers constanly singing hello hello we are the swindon boys!!! Thanks random one and random two!!!! (what happened to them in the end?)

Headed of to the ground,had a lovely beef and oionoin roll on the way down from the pub hmmmmmmm could hear the town fans from the top of the hill! Went thourgh the grovey barcode turnstilles. To be meet with a wall of beered fulled noise from the town fans grabb a pint or two and enyjoed a pre-match sing song!

Won’t go into the game as I didn’t see much off it was to busy singing or missing goals buying beer!!!!!! I have to say that our fans didn’t shut up for ninety minutes and leeds fans were shit! Arfter it certainly got my heart racing singing swindon songs agmost 1000s of dirty northerns!!!!! horrible scary walk back to the town

Got back to the hotel and was cunted sat in the hotel bar depressed as fuck!!!! A few leeds fans game in smiling and I couldn’t help it we all leeds scum we all leeds scum! Had dinner and went for a snooze and a shower, watched the x-factor.

Got changed into shirt and jeans, poweder my nose and head off into town!!!!! Met up with ralphy and he told me that a certain member of this forum was in his hotel room playing champ manger! Why go all the way to leeds just to play on a laptop, get a life you sad muppet!!!! anyway Wjhat a shit palce to go out leeds town centre is shit fucking awful. Notsure if it was because we didn’t know where to go or what but I thought it was shit. Fair play to ralphy he got chatting to a few northen sluts who seemed well up for a ride untill they left ha ha ha ha

Ended up in a hotel bar at 2 in the singing frank sintra songs to the bar before invading two young ladies hotel room but nothing happened not even a lesiban sex show!!!!!!!!!!!!

Walked back to our hotel got fish and chips but only ate a few before throwing the lost at busheys face!!!!! “what you do that for, got grease on my jumper now, twat! Wammmm a whole portin of hot chips in my face!!!!!!!!!

Woke up on Sunday morning feeling like a cow had raped me, went home.