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« on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 08:27:23 » |
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Not that I'm gonna be there and personally think that there should be more pro-Sturrock shouts than anti-wise, but inevitably there will be some shit-head-ing his direction, so thought up this little ode earlier (to the tune of my old mans a dustman, in case you couldn't guess  ) Wisey is a wanker, hes got a big ego Hes got that small-man syndrome, and signed that Andre Flo He often scraps with cabbies, so he has to take the bus And when he thought he'd cracked it,he lost his fucking Gus agreed, 1st part of last line needs some work |
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 08:28:25 » |
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Won't Judas repeated over and over for 90 minutes do the job?
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 09:08:36 » |
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Won't Judas repeated over and over for 90 minutes do the job? Clearly not, there will be periods of '...on a piece of string' mixed in too. |
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 09:25:40 » |
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Just a nice simple 'are you watching Dennis Wise?' as we run out comfortable winners I think...  |
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 09:30:11 » |
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best one bantered about was..
Wise wise,
Wherever you may be
You've taken Leeds to division three
You won't win a cup
You won't win a shield,
And your biggest match now is huddersfield
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 11:53:28 » |
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Not that I'm gonna be there and personally think that there should be more pro-Sturrock shouts than anti-wise, but inevitably there will be some shit-head-ing his direction, so thought up this little ode earlier (to the tune of my old mans a dustman, in case you couldn't guess ) Wisey is a wanker, hes got a big ego Hes got that small-man syndrome, and signed that Andre Flo He often scraps with cabbies, so he has to take the bus And when he thought he'd cracked it,he lost his fucking Gus agreed, 1st part of last line needs some work I think thats a great chant but I doubt Id remember all the words! |
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 12:02:42 » |
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I vote we just shout cunt all game and lob bottles off piss and shit at him  |
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 12:10:16 » |
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are you volunteering to take a crap in a bottle?
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 12:15:05 » |
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Wisey is a wanker, he's got a massive head
He left the mighty Swindon to join dirty Leeds instead
Now Poyet's gone and left him, I laughed I nearly died
Then he hired Bassett and I split my fucking sides.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 12:16:24 » |
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maybe town fans should back the team instead?i think they are gonna need it.
leeds are going to win this league, and wise wont give a shit what is chanted at him.he's had it from his own teams supporters for fucks sake
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 12:18:37 » |
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Wisey is a wanker, he's got a massive head
He left the mighty Swindon to join dirty Leeds instead
Now Poyet's gone and left him, I laughed I nearly died
Then he hired Bassett and I split my fucking sides. That my friend is ace |
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 12:19:12 » |
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are you volunteering to take a crap in a bottle? depends if i miss the piss stop on the way up |
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 12:38:36 » |
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Wisey is a wanker, he's got a massive head
He left the mighty Swindon to join dirty Leeds instead
Now Poyet's gone and left him, I laughed I nearly died
Then he hired Bassett and I split my fucking sides. I like that! |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 12:47:25 » |
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Verse 2:
Ken bates is a wanker, he looks like Santa Claus
The former Chelsea bastard likes to poach our managers
He took Leeds to the cleaners, an absolute fucking farce
And some say Dennis Wise likes to do him up the arse
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 12:52:47 » |
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maybe town fans should back the team instead?i think they are gonna need it.
leeds are going to win this league, and wise wont give a shit what is chanted at him.he's had it from his own teams supporters for fucks sake Whereas I see the anti-Wise chants as a bit of fun for people that are going to make the effort to travel over 7 hours in total to watch their team play. I'll certainly be joining in. But I'll also be singing Swindon songs too. |
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