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Reg Smeeton
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« on: Sunday, November 11, 2007, 11:50:30 »

.....I'm starting to get a frisson of excitement about Ramsbury replacing Newbury.  Is this wrong?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, November 11, 2007, 11:53:46 »

Depends if you needed medicinal assistance to aid it
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, November 11, 2007, 12:00:31 »

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Depends if you needed medicinal assistance to aid it


  Despite receiving numerous offers for Viagra on my e-mail.....I need no medicinal assistance in that direction.....but its a little worrying as my STFC urges have lain dormant for many years, I'm not used to any feelings of optimism.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, November 11, 2007, 13:13:48 »

better take a visit to Dr. Proctor, Reg - the old prostate might not be up to a cup run!
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, November 11, 2007, 13:59:51 »

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better take a visit to Dr. Proctor, Reg - the old prostate might not be up to a cup run!


 Its a fair point.....I haven't had to live through a cup run for a good 10 years.

  Quacks advising you not to go to matches seems all the rage on here.
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, November 12, 2007, 11:54:40 »

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Depends if you needed medicinal assistance to aid it


  Despite receiving numerous offers for Viagra on my e-mail.....I need no medicinal assistance in that direction.....but its a little worrying as my STFC urges have lain dormant for many years, I'm not used to any feelings of optimism.


A common misconception is that you should only take viagra if you "need" it. I would like to hereby quash this rumour and catagorically state that viagra is a recreational drug that can be used by members of both sexes.

Enjoy. x
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, November 12, 2007, 11:58:50 »

Vigra is funny as fuck, a mate of mine had some down the pub one night and still had a hard on 12 hours later.  
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, November 12, 2007, 12:05:13 »

When I used to play for Bromham I couldn't make training some weeks, the old manager started picking up on it.  So one week I decided not to go, I rang my mate and said to him, just tell John I suffer from permanant erections and I can't come to training because I'm in too much pain.

The manager never questioned me again about not going to training!!
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, November 12, 2007, 18:51:38 »

Just made you play in the stiffs all season?
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, November 13, 2007, 09:27:55 »

ha ha, good one!!
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 17:47:40 »

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.....I'm starting to get a frisson of excitement about Ramsbury replacing Newbury.  Is this wrong?


     Yes..........................  floghorse.........................  :wall:
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