Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #105 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 19:39:12 » |
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falling asleep with ya jonny on after shooting ya bolt :shock: or is that just something that happens to me?   You don't need a jonny for wanking....try it without. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #106 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 19:45:06 » |
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or a soapy tit wank. In fact half the fun is where it all goes.
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« Reply #107 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 19:46:32 » |
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falling asleep with ya jonny on after shooting ya bolt :shock: or is that just something that happens to me? You don't need a jonny for wanking....try it without. you aint heard of a posh wank then  |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #108 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 19:49:01 » |
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falling asleep with ya jonny on after shooting ya bolt :shock: or is that just something that happens to me? You don't need a jonny for wanking....try it without. you aint heard of a posh wank then No, do tell me about it, Im guessing its nothing to do with Beckham's missus or Peterboro. |
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« Reply #109 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 19:58:52 » |
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urban dictionary:-
To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, too posh to clean up after yourself!
or an alternative for you reg
a poor mans posh wank-To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate
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jimbob
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« Reply #110 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:06:45 » |
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found this whilst on urban dictionary which i found mildly amusing
premature evacuation-Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
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« Reply #111 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:16:06 » |
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found this whilst on urban dictionary which i found mildly amusing
premature evacuation-Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand. that is rather amusing |
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jimbob
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« Reply #112 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:22:37 » |
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even more amusing and apt dotcomrade= An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met.  |
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« Reply #113 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:26:33 » |
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I used to have loads of them but I've ended meeting most of you cunts.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #114 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:37:21 » |
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I've ended meeting most of you cunts. Good. |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #115 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:38:30 » |
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urban dictionary:-
To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, too posh to clean up after yourself!
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a poor mans posh wank-To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate Whats wanking into a femidom called? |
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« Reply #116 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:40:25 » |
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urban dictionary:-
To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, too posh to clean up after yourself!
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a poor mans posh wank-To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate Whats wanking into a femidom called? A Manchester Road wank? |
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« Reply #117 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:40:55 » |
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Depends if it's being worn.
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« Reply #118 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:45:47 » |
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i think thats one for the females of this forum reg....toni?!?!
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« Reply #119 on: Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:59:30 » |
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and i forgot - all make-up and perfume adverts ever.
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