Pet Hates

[Ralphy]

Indeed Reg.

You know what i mean, their tighter after being washed.

[Simon Pieman]

I'm envoious of non drinkers. Except those that are "mad enough without drink." They're just a poor excuses for cunts.

[flammableBen]

I hate jeans that have just been washed.

 Do you prefer them stinking of piss?

Jeans are self cleaning. Everybody should know this.

[Reg Smeeton]

Indeed Reg.

You know what i mean, their tighter after being washed.

  I don't really Ralphy.....I stopped wearing jeans years ago, probably late 60's.

   Once you didn't have to sit in the bath with your Levi's on, I kind of lost interest, then every other cunt started wearing them and that was me done.

[flammableBen]

I'm envoious of non drinkers. Except those that are "mad enough without drink." They're just a poor excuses for cunts.

 I don't mind non-drinkers/smokers vices unless it's someone who always goes on about the evils of said habit. I'm pretty I know the dangers of both but I choose to do it anyway. Doesn't mean you can talk down to me.

But apart from that I'm pretty easy going.

[Ralphy]

I have about 10 pairs of jeans and their all different fucking fits and cuts.

Some labels i'm a 32 waist, others a 34.

Then you get fucking horrid really low cut ones which hang off your arse.

Jeans should be universal size to save the hassle of shopping for your size.

[Reg Smeeton]

I have about 10 pairs of jeans and their all different fucking fits and cuts.

Some labels i'm a 32 waist, others a 34.

Then you get fucking horrid really low cut ones which hang off your arse.

Jeans should be universal size to save the hassle of shopping for your size.

 Nah just throw them out, and explore the delights of other trousers.

  Jeans on birds are acceptable though.

[axs]

Tea or coffee with sugar in it
Fosters
Offal
Goats Cheese
People who are against GM Foods but don't actually know what they are
People who are against all animal testing but don't want anyone to die from incurable disease
24 hour supermarkets that only have one person on a checkout at 11pm with a queue of 12 people
People who walk slowly
White socks if you aren't a Blues Brother
People in bands who bang on about 'commercialised music' and are desperate to get signed and in the charts and become exactly the same
People who smell bad but don't know it
People who smell bad and know it but do nothing about it
Washing up
January
Girls with huge hoop earings
Violence over stupid things 'Oi, you spilt my pint' etc
Pubs that serve shit Guinness
Carry On films
Poncy 'modern' ornaments
Screw top wine bottles
Cold callers
The way weetabix is really hard to get off crockery when its dried
People who DIY jobs on a house and fuck it up so the next owners can never change the light fittings / doors / skirting boards / whatever without a giant pain in the arse
Ja Ja Binks
Stupid people

that was quite therapeutic.

[jimbob]

people who ask you if you've had a nice weekend/christmas when they really don't give a fuck

[Ralphy]

What trousers should i explore Reg?

Cords?  

[Reg Smeeton]

What trousers should i explore Reg?

Cords?  

 I'll hold my hands up to an early 70's cord habit...amidst a mass of loon pants.

  For some years I survived on navy surplus stock from when our jolly tars regularly plied the tropics and were kitted out accordingly.

  Second hand suits from the 60's provided suitably tapered trousers into the 80's...when I picked up a taste for outdoor gear....lightweight stuff, easy to dry, with loads of side pockets etc  and of course shorts for the summer.

[Simon Pieman]

Ralphy you fucking tart, just try them on and see if they fit.

[Barry Scott]

This fucker ---->  

Couldn't agree more. I presume it's supposed to be used in merriment, however. I just find the sight of it makes me uncomfortable.

It makes me think of really obvious false laughter. Kind of like saying, yeah, really, really funny, listen to me laugh really loud on my own.

[jimbob]

falling asleep with ya jonny on after shooting ya bolt  :shock:

or is that just something that happens to me?    

[pumbaa]

Good shout on Cold Callers axs. Especially if they happen to be preaching some form of pretentious religious bollocks.

Iced Tea/Coffee - its meant to be served hot you bunch of freaks...