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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 11:43:12 » |
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She reminds me of that joke
"Would you shag a woman with a wooden leg?
(your mate says something like "Yeah if she was pretty etc")
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"I wouldn't, I'd use my cock" Do you use a dictaphone ? No, my finger, like most other people. |
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 11:48:46 » |
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Sir Paul offered to buy her a plane for Christmas.... She said fine, but what am i going to shave my other leg with!
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 11:53:57 » |
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Sir Paul offered to buy her a plane for Christmas.... She said fine, but what am i going to shave my other leg with! Comedy gold ! |
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 12:15:16 » |
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Comedy gold !
Reminds me of Peter Cook's classic sketch; "A lovely leg for the role. I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is - neither have you."  |
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 12:17:12 » |
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She reminds me of that joke
"Would you shag a woman with a wooden leg?
(your mate says something like "Yeah if she was pretty etc")
(You then reply)
"I wouldn't, I'd use my cock"  |
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 12:26:54 » |
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Try it Ralph, next time you're up the pub. Usually when you mate replies he'll um and arrr about it for a bit, getting all deep and meaningful about it, then you hit them with your response. Then go on about actually shagging a woman using a wooden leg is disgusting etc.
Class.
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 12:45:37 » |
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are you saying you wouldn't shag a woman with a wooden leg? even if she really wanted you too?
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 12:47:07 » |
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For the record I would.
Would you take the leg off first though?
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 12:47:20 » |
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I would tell you a story about her that would make you hate her even more, but in the present litigation state of the board I better not.
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 12:47:48 » |
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For the record I would.
Would you take the leg off first though? thats not what i meant. |
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 12:49:45 » |
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You meant would you actually shag her with the leg, ah. Depends i suspose. How big are wooden legs? |
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 12:50:28 » |
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i was thinking the sleek titanium jobs rather than a life-like one!
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 12:51:48 » |
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You meant would you actually shag her with the leg, ah. Depends i suspose. How big are wooden legs? Suppose it depends if you start with the thigh or the foot end, although if you start with the foot the ankle could be problematical. |
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 12:52:27 » |
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I suspose a wooden leg would remind you too much of a ventriloquist's dummy.
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