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« on: Thursday, April 7, 2005, 00:11:58 »

who's on the forum?

i've been for, like, 3 pisses since i got back.

kass stad -> goose (cheap drinks) -> free lift home  Cool

i need another wee
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, April 7, 2005, 00:39:53 »

i have a desperate urge for a joint; i might be a right pikey and see what i can scrape out of my grinder (i have no raw green)  :|
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, April 7, 2005, 00:46:55 »

Its the piss weak lager (not larger) they sell at the Kassam....I have the same problem with 4% stuff.....which is why I avoid it like the plague. Sometimes though its just not possible.....something to do with the chemical additives they lob in.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, April 7, 2005, 00:51:23 »

ive just managed to get pes working online. who wants to kiss me? :beers  :beers
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, April 7, 2005, 00:53:06 »

carlsberg 3.8% is all they had. i was trying to get on the beer train before town, so as my mates didn't have too much of a head start.

i had to use this to decipher your message:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lager

after my 1 beer (£2.75 the cunts charged), i had 4 double vodka and cokes (£2 each). the shots only hit me after about an hour, which is more or less when ig ot home.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, April 7, 2005, 00:58:23 »

I usually drink more than that before I even go out.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, April 7, 2005, 01:01:21 »

I was thinking the same but its not big or clever.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, April 7, 2005, 01:09:49 »

A bottle of wine is usually my pre going out kick-start. Not too bloaty but does the trick, makes most people I don't like pretty beareable. Then I'll have a Stella. The cunts should know better  Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, April 7, 2005, 01:26:05 »

8 shots of vodka in 1 hour isn't too bad though?

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i wish i could drink wine, but my stomach just can't handle it yet.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, April 7, 2005, 01:43:31 »

Wine always batters me, which is why we used to drink it pre-going out at Uni.

Stinking hangovers though.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, April 7, 2005, 11:32:53 »

Quote from: "oxford_fan"
carlsberg 3.8% is all they had. i was trying to get on the beer train before town, so as my mates didn't have too much of a head start.

i had to use this to decipher your message:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lager



   From TIU.....

 
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I've stopped (getting my Dad to) buying programmes. £2.50 a pop for a little half time reading is a bit of a waste. Discovered today that we charge £2.75 for 3.8% Carling, though! Kinda may as well not bother with larger  that impotent


 Its lager as in lager lager lager, Born Slippy by Underworld.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, April 7, 2005, 12:06:29 »

choon!
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, April 7, 2005, 12:14:38 »

Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
carlsberg 3.8% is all they had. i was trying to get on the beer train before town, so as my mates didn't have too much of a head start.

i had to use this to decipher your message:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lager



   From TIU.....

 
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I've stopped (getting my Dad to) buying programmes. £2.50 a pop for a little half time reading is a bit of a waste. Discovered today that we charge £2.75 for 3.8% Carling, though! Kinda may as well not bother with larger  that impotent


 Its lager as in lager lager lager, Born Slippy by Underworld.


You bugger, I look like a loser now laughing at the computer screen!
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