Simon Pieman
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« Reply #45 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 14:22:59 » |
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I still think the black and white telly is best
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flammableBen
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« Reply #46 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 14:26:55 » |
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Is getting a big huge telly really going to make you happy? It doesn't make films or telly better. Are you getting this to watch or just to tell other people about?
Surely you'd be better off spending the money buying a goat for one of those 3rd world countries or whatever Oxfam are high on now.
Or just give it to me so I don't have to find a job for a few months.
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Ralphy
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« Reply #47 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 14:35:25 » |
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I'm getting it cos i love film.  |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #48 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 14:44:26 » |
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I Like having a big plasma TV as Im very blind and I can watch it without having to keep my contact lenses in!
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« Reply #49 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 14:45:21 » |
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That will only make your eyesight worse JFW...
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #50 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 14:56:05 » |
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That will only make your eyesight worse JFW... like wanking |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #51 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 15:25:24 » |
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Try wanking without your contacts in. That really fucks them up JFW!
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #52 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 15:32:32 » |
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ladies dont wank - we use nicer words - Im sure Birdy will know the correct term for lady-wanking!
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herthab
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« Reply #53 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 15:33:33 » |
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Frapping?
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It's All Good..............
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #54 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 15:45:33 » |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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Ralphy
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« Reply #55 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 15:51:55 » |
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Flicking the bean.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #56 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 15:59:15 » |
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I think you'll find it's a scale depending on the mood of the lady.
It goes from the Solo Sex Tickle up to what can only be called Self-Ruination.
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Miss Angry
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« Reply #57 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 16:02:01 » |
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ladies dont wank - we use nicer words - Im sure Birdy will know the correct term for lady-wanking! Playing games with a man in a boat. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #58 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 16:02:06 » |
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Does that involve fisting at 1080p resolution?
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Miss Angry
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« Reply #59 on: Friday, November 16, 2007, 16:04:39 » |
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Stroking the love slug...
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