A tip for anyone getting the last train home

[Give us an S]

Dont fall a sleep! On the way back from Millwall all my mates stood up in between the 2 carriages and i went for a little sleep in a free seat. (I had been out all day and night Friday for my birthday and drinking all day and night Saturday too - P.S thanks for the sambuca axs   )

Anyway i woke up in a station which looked like Swindon so i ran off the train and started looking for my mates. I walked around for a bit and saw a sign stating platforms 5-10 were this way. I thought, hmmmm when did Swindon station have 10 platforms. Still pissed and half a sleep i asked someone where I was and they said Reading. By this point I was right in side the station and had gone down some escalators as well! I sprinted back to the train and got on through the only door that was still open. That was very close as that was the last train home!!!

I didnt learn my lesson and went back to my seat and back to sleep. But thankfully got woken up by about 15 people singing "Chris is a paedaphile" down the train. Cheers guys.

[Spud]

 if it was anybody else then i would have called them a bullshitter.

[Give us an S]

 if it was anybody else then i would have called them a bullshitter.

Ha ha. You missed a good day in London Spud. You coming to Leeds?

[Fred Elliot]

 if it was anybody else then i would have called them a bullshitter.

Agreed

Nice one Chris

 

[axs]

I can well believe that, you looked fucked when you turned up at middayish, and that was before the sambucas!

[Simon Pieman]

Happy sambuca memories

[Spud]

 if it was anybody else then i would have called them a bullshitter.

Ha ha. You missed a good day in London Spud. You coming to Leeds?

Of course i am, i wouldn't miss the Leeds game.

Just waiting for the Friday night clearance off of work.

[Give us an S]

 if it was anybody else then i would have called them a bullshitter.

Ha ha. You missed a good day in London Spud. You coming to Leeds?

Of course i am, i wouldn't miss the Leeds game.

Just waiting for the Friday night clearance off of work.

Im trying to get a limo as wont be much more than train!! Unless people want to stay over night and i will drive.

[herthab]

Stop fucking about and post the prediction table...........

[Bushey Boy]

Ha ha ha ha, that is class mate

[stfctownenda]

Dont fall a sleep! On the way back from Millwall all my mates stood up in between the 2 carriages and i went for a little sleep in a free seat. (I had been out all day and night Friday for my birthday and drinking all day and night Saturday too - P.S thanks for the sambuca axs   )

Anyway i woke up in a station which looked like Swindon so i ran off the train and started looking for my mates. I walked around for a bit and saw a sign stating platforms 5-10 were this way. I thought, hmmmm when did Swindon station have 10 platforms. Still pissed and half a sleep i asked someone where I was and they said Reading. By this point I was right in side the station and had gone down some escalators as well! I sprinted back to the train and got on through the only door that was still open. That was very close as that was the last train home!!!

I didnt learn my lesson and went back to my seat and back to sleep. But thankfully got woken up by about 15 people singing "Chris is a paedaphile" down the train. Cheers guys.

  Fantastic away day.  I was absolutely battered, Chris you were classic don't you remember when you just kept approaching Japanese tourists and asking them what the Swindon v Millwall score was? plus I think we may have gone a bit crazy with gladiators on the train   Bring on Leeds  

[SwindonTartanArmy]

Dont fall a sleep! On the way back from Millwall all my mates stood up in between the 2 carriages and i went for a little sleep in a free seat. (I had been out all day and night Friday for my birthday and drinking all day and night Saturday too - P.S thanks for the sambuca axs   )

Anyway i woke up in a station which looked like Swindon so i ran off the train and started looking for my mates. I walked around for a bit and saw a sign stating platforms 5-10 were this way. I thought, hmmmm when did Swindon station have 10 platforms. Still pissed and half a sleep i asked someone where I was and they said Reading. By this point I was right in side the station and had gone down some escalators as well! I sprinted back to the train and got on through the only door that was still open. That was very close as that was the last train home!!!

I didnt learn my lesson and went back to my seat and back to sleep. But thankfully got woken up by about 15 people singing "Chris is a paedaphile" down the train. Cheers guys.

  Fantastic away day.  I was absolutely battered, Chris you were classic don't you remember when you just kept approaching Japanese tourists and asking them what the Swindon v Millwall score was? plus I think we may have gone a bit crazy with gladiators on the train   Bring on Leeds  

Bring on Leeds? I thought you were going to the Scotland v Tallies game at Hampden!!! :?