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Reg Smeeton
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« on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 14:05:03 »

4x4 drivers look away now.

  On a walk today I came across 20 of the cunts in a convey....WTF is that all about....these have got to be the most stupid people on the planet, they make there own traffic jam to sit in.

  I reckon they believe they're driving across the Serenghetti or something....its not the fucking Gobi desert morons, its fucking Wiltshire...some of them even have jerry cans loaded up on the roof.

  The only semblance of difficulty in the drive, is the ruts that the cunts have worn in the ancient Wiltshire tracks...some of them now are more or less impassable on foot, especially after rain.

 What do they hope to see...herds of wildebeest, anything alive has long since  :run: due to the noise, dust and exhaust pollution....but yours truly was kind of stuck with it, having no obvious escape route.

  I think they go mob handed for fear of being torn limb from limb by the over 60's branch  of the Rambler's Assoc..

  Although not particularly approving, single 4x4 I can just about live with,   government :fatbury:
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 14:06:44 »

perhaps they were on their way to do some 4x4 driving
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 14:59:19 »

4 x 4's are extremely safe and easy to drive, if I had children I would want the wife to have one for safety reasons.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 15:30:21 »

Someone has one in my street,big old landrover with ladders and shit on it.On the windscreen is a sticker that says "1 life live it"

I cant tell you how much that sticker  annoys me everytime I pass it.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 15:31:55 »

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4 x 4's are extremely safe and easy to drive, if I had children I would want the wife to have one for safety reasons.


total bollocks they are no safer than any other car and twice as likely to knock your children over as they come out of school.
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 16:00:10 »

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4 x 4's are extremely safe and easy to drive, if I had children I would want the wife to have one for safety reasons.


  Get the little buggers to walk everywhere....what I did and my two turned out Ok....otherwise they just expect a taxi service.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 16:01:40 »

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Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
4 x 4's are extremely safe and easy to drive, if I had children I would want the wife to have one for safety reasons.


total bollocks they are no safer than any other car and twice as likely to knock your children over as they come out of school.


Technically they are safer to drive as nothing can hurt you in one of them unless you go round a corner fast and roll the fucker....and if your child is hit by one its several 100% more likely to sustain much worse injuries and death....4x4....keep them in the country and out of the city.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 16:43:11 »

But you can get a bathroom suite in the back
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 17:36:13 »

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But you can get a bathroom suite in the back


 I've nothing against people wanting to put bathroom suites in the back, in fact I wish that is what they were doing, but its overkill....its a bit of gentle Wiltshire downland, not the Sahara on the Paris Dakar rally, that these people  seem to think.
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 18:02:40 »

This is true

Riding Quad bikes on the ridgeway is much fun though

(Awaits Reg to lose it)
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