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If as seems that Diamandis, Gray, Bowden & Holt's services are not required at the CG after the Portugeezers complete their take over, what should we as long suffering supporters give them as a leaving gift from us ?  |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 13:32:22 » |
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a steaming turd?
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 13:41:03 » |
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herthab
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 13:44:56 » |
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Some flowers and a nice box of chocolates?
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It's All Good..............
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 13:48:06 » |
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A smack in the chops and rabies.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 13:53:20 » |
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cross-cut shredder, some lighter fuel and a box of matches
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 13:58:55 » |
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A skip full of diarrhoea each. Accompanied by a dose of West Nile Virus.
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sonic youth
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 13:59:31 » |
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a gag, a calculator, an anchor.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 14:03:17 » |
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Pork Pies
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 14:04:03 » |
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Diamandis - A book on 'How to build a successful business'
Gray - A Book on 'VAT Accountancy For Dummies'
Bowden - A book on Football Grounds, so not to rely on the one that he's always got in his head
Holt - Some gaffer tape, to stop him offending so many people when he speaks.
...And a one way trip to Siberia !!!
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 14:48:51 » |
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I'd buy Diamandis a one way ticket to Outer Mongolia and pay a guide to get him lost and leave him there. In the middle of the jungle. Surrounded by ravenous wild boars.
For Sandy, perhaps a new calculator or if she isn't that technologically advanced then maybe an abacus.
For Bowden one of those Pensieve things that Dunmbledore has in the Harry Potter books. All those thoughts in his head must be clogging it up.
And lastly for Bob, I'd pay someone to research and publish a book of his quotes. You know, all these promises he made that never came off. He could call it 'The idiots guide to PR, written for idiots, by an idiot'.
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 14:49:11 » |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 15:12:27 » |
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I'd buy Diamandis a one way ticket to Outer Mongolia and pay a guide to get him lost and leave him there. In the middle of the jungle. Surrounded by ravenous wild boars. I don't think you've really thought this through - Mongolia is largely desert terrain so you're going to be hard pushed to find a jungle. Assuming you did, wild boards are forest creatures, so they won't be there. Unless they were lost or you'd previously shipped them over there. In which case, to be fair, they'd certainly be ravenous. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/62/Zwijntje.JPG/240px-Zwijntje.JPGWouldn't a simple leaving card be easier? And a carriage clock. Got to have a carriage clock. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 15:22:35 » |
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My idea was better. Don't spoil it Paul.
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 15:30:10 » |
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Couldn't we have a leaving bash for them? Mike Bowden could leave his credit card behind the bar for a round of drinks.
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