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« on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 15:29:03 »

Phew what an eventful 2 weeks that was!  Sunny Beach Bulgaria have suffered our antics for the last 2 weeks, though God was it eventful.  Managed to have all sorts of items nicked including wallet, phones, ipods, sunglasses, aftershave in 3 separate events!  Once bitten, twice shy...  third time?   :?

Fortunately the iPod that was nicked was already fooked after I jumped in the pool with it still in my pocket!   Cheesy

What have I missed over the last 2 weeks in the world?  I see we're impossible to beat, Chelsea lost to Villa, and the Maddy McCann saga....  anything else?
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 15:37:16 »

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Phew what an eventful 2 weeks that was!  Sunny Beach Bulgaria have suffered our antics for the last 2 weeks, though God was it eventful.  Managed to have all sorts of items nicked including wallet, phones, ipods, sunglasses, aftershave in 3 separate events!  Once bitten, twice shy...  third time?   :?

Fortunately the iPod that was nicked was already fooked after I jumped in the pool with it still in my pocket!   Cheesy

What have I missed over the last 2 weeks in the world?  I see we're impossible to beat, Chelsea lost to Villa, and the Maddy McCann saga....  anything else?


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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 15:38:22 »

any new diseases caught walrus?
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 15:50:12 »

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Phew what an eventful 2 weeks that was!  Sunny Beach Bulgaria have suffered our antics for the last 2 weeks, though God was it eventful.  Managed to have all sorts of items nicked including wallet, phones, ipods, sunglasses, aftershave in 3 separate events!  Once bitten, twice shy...  third time?   :?

Fortunately the iPod that was nicked was already fooked after I jumped in the pool with it still in my pocket!   :D

What have I missed over the last 2 weeks in the world?  I see we're impossible to beat, Chelsea lost to Villa, and the Maddy McCann saga....  anything else?


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We haven't lost have we?  We drew at Yeovil on Saturday no?  How have we been playing?

Arriba:  I think I'm disease free.... though the dirty Bulgarian cooking played havoc with my guts!
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 15:55:55 »

Did you get any action rus?
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 16:06:33 »

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Phew what an eventful 2 weeks that was!  Sunny Beach Bulgaria have suffered our antics for the last 2 weeks, though God was it eventful.  Managed to have all sorts of items nicked including wallet, phones, ipods, sunglasses, aftershave in 3 separate events!  Once bitten, twice shy...  third time?   :?

Fortunately the iPod that was nicked was already fooked after I jumped in the pool with it still in my pocket!   Cheesy

What have I missed over the last 2 weeks in the world?  I see we're impossible to beat, Chelsea lost to Villa, and the Maddy McCann saga....  anything else?


 :?


We haven't lost have we?  We drew at Yeovil on Saturday no?  How have we been playing?

Arriba:  I think I'm disease free.... though the dirty Bulgarian cooking played havoc with my guts!


We lost at home to Yeovil on sunday...

Crash any scooters or anything when you were pissed up?
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 16:22:38 »

Did you take your worm with you ?

Did he get a nice tan, they can look a bit pasty you know
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 16:34:49 »

Shit I thought we drew 1-1....   Sad   Still 11th is a decent start I suppose.

Bulgaria was a bit short of English birds, though met a nice bird from Hereford who I saw a bit of over the 2 weeks...  

Met a couple of others but me man wasn't up to the task after all that boozing  :|  :evil:

My tan's pretty gash...  Bulgaria was probably about as hot as it is here now....

The prostitutes out there were wankers...  The country is sex-obsessed.  Think I had my wallet pick-pocketed when I was fucking rushed by about 5 prozzies when I was absolutely shitfaced...  Can't really remember what happened, didn't realise anything had gone until the morning.

Our hotel was dodgy as fuck, things kept going missing from our rooms.  Ended up leaving it in a right state, pissing in the drawers and writing obscenities on the walls in shaving foam to satisfy my petty need for revenge....  

Might whack a couple of pics up on here if they're SFW....
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 17:30:31 »

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Fortunately the iPod that was nicked was already fooked after I jumped in the pool with it still in my pocket!   Cheesy


what did you have on it, Wet Wet Wet?
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 17:42:40 »

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Fortunately the iPod that was nicked was already fooked after I jumped in the pool with it still in my pocket!   Cheesy


what did you have on it, Wet Wet Wet?


That's fucking terrible.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 18:08:18 »

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Fortunately the iPod that was nicked was already fooked after I jumped in the pool with it still in my pocket!   Cheesy


what did you have on it, Wet Wet Wet?


No, Aqua.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 19:05:17 »

Tee hehe that made me giggle....  I'm not gay.

Have we signed Billy Paynter?  That's bloody awesome if that's the case I'm a big fan of his.  Any other news?
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 19:14:21 »

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Fortunately the iPod that was nicked was already fooked after I jumped in the pool with it still in my pocket!   Cheesy


what did you have on it, Wet Wet Wet?


No, Aqua.


Bet it was on 'underwater love' by Smoke city.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:35:40 »

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Tee hehe that made me giggle....  I'm not gay.

Have we signed Billy Paynter?  That's bloody awesome if that's the case I'm a big fan of his.  Any other news?


I see you learnt the art of irony in Bulgaria. Good for you.
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