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Bushey Boy

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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:48:31 »

Quote from: "Miss Angry"
"to be frank" or "quite frankly"
Especially when left in a 3 min voice mail and repeated 14 times. r


quite frankly that is below the belt, and to be frank he didnt have to go to rouge, it was 4 months ago - quite frankly its time to move on
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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:49:46 »

That reminds me of that "ask FRANK" advert. Now that is annoying.

I reckon the best way to learn about drugs is to probably take them anyway.
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:53:24 »

even scarier if your in a toilet in the prince of wales and your mates bang on door 'POLICE OPEN UP' to open it to be told by said mates 'talk to frank' could be annoying

so i heard
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:55:18 »

That did actually make me chuckle. Did you talk to Frank?
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:56:01 »

my friend did yes
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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:57:41 »

Is "talking to frank" new street slang for "pouring the reggae reggae sauce"?

It sounds like it.
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flammableBen

« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 21:02:10 »

I'm just writing to Frank now.
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flammableBen

« Reply #37 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 21:04:10 »

and that was written before SiPie's post, pure aceness.

Anyhoo

Quote from: "To Mr Frank"

Dear Frank,

My mates just given me some Ketamine and it's a liquid in a little glass bottle. Now whenever I've taken it it's already been in powder form, I've heard then you're supposed to dry it out in a saucepan and then use the powder that is left. However I'm unsure about the quantities involved. Can you give me some information?

Thanks Frank

-fB


Sent.
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« Reply #38 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 21:50:12 »

Phrase that pisses me off - much loved by aussies - starting a sentence with "Look" or "Listen" .  Fucking convicts, it really gets me going.   :evil:
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« Reply #39 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:30:19 »

i hate it when people tell you to cheer up when your in a mood...your obviously in a mood for some reason so what the fuck is some prick telling you to cheer up going to help??

 :x
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 06:50:59 »

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good copying and pasting of tommy cooper there


I know,
I could not remember where I had stole them from though  Cheesy
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 07:28:35 »

I hate it vwhen people come into my office and say" Sorry to bother you" Well fucking dont bother me then!
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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 08:20:02 »

Quote from: "Si Pie"
Quote from: "Rich Pullen"
not quite the same kind of phrase...

But I hate it when someone replies "is it" to me when there's no need for those two needs... Example

Me: I'll be down the pub later

Twat in response: Is it

Grrrrrrrrr.


Is it


Muzzy?
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 08:27:03 »

Quote from: "Foggy"
I hate it vwhen people come into my office and say" Sorry to bother you" Well fucking dont bother me then!


Or "Can I interrupt you?"

Well, you just fucking have so you might as well carry on!
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 08:32:53 »

Quote from: "Whits"
i hate it when people tell you to cheer up when your in a mood...your obviously in a mood for some reason so what the fuck is some prick telling you to cheer up going to help??

 :x


You are always telling me to cheer up  Cheesy
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