Jim Little's dream

[TalkTalk]

Cheers for the update Al, was going to have a chat in the Midland at Cheltenham but you were with a really gorgeous looking woman so I thought better of it

 

Keep it to yourself Alan.

[TalkTalk]

You got his email address? I might just do that.

rbluh@swindon.gov.uk

I know nothing about this btw.

[TalkTalk]

Oh christ, Cllr Mike Dickinson is reading this thread now.

I'm fucked and my political career is in ruins.

Thanks Ben.

[redbullzeye]

Cheers for the update Al, was going to have a chat in the Midland at Cheltenham but you were with a really gorgeous looking woman so I thought better of it

 

Keep it to yourself Alan.

Fair do's to you

[flammableBen]

Dear Mr Bluh,

I've been thinking of getting into local politics for a while now, but I heard from a friend that the council meetings can be rather dull. He's the busy body type who likes going to such things; council meetings, planning committee meeting, STFCTrust meetings (he's on the board for that one, Crazy!) etc. I think he just likes to feel important.

However even he says that the council meetings can be rather dull, and I'm not one for going to these things just for the sake of it. Having been told a rough time estimate of 4 hours for a Full Council Meeting I'd like to make some suggestions to break them up a bit.

Firstly, A bar. This is a bit of a deal breaker with me. If these meeting are dragging on a bit then surely nothing will peak peoples interest better than a nice cold pint of lager, or maybe some local ales. Even a few cocktails if you can get a skilled enough barman. Nothing worse than a badly made Margarita.

Secondly, Smoking Breaks. This sort of goes hand in hand with the first suggestion. If you've had a few beers it's quite nice to go out for a cigarette without having to worry about missing anything. I hope it's something you'll consider.

Thirdly, Entertainment. Maybe some clowns and balloons and stuff. Something for people to do when they're not interested in the current point on the agenda. Maybe some old style arcade machines; Pac-Man, Asteroids, Space Invaders and the like. Have little competitions to see who the most dexterous councillor is. Anything that'll keep people there really.

I hope you'll consider and maybe take some of these suggestions on board. I hope to here back from you.

Yours Sincerely,

Ben Saunter.

I can't remember if it's faithfully or sincerely you're supposed to use when you don't know someone? Any other suggestions before I send it off. I want to make sure it's slightly coherent and not come across as a complete nutter.

[Reg Smeeton]

If you've got a name in the header its sincerely.....if its sir/madam its faithfully.

  Hope this helps

[flammableBen]

Cheers Reg. I thought there was some stupid rule like that. Anybody else got any suggestions before I send it?

[Simon Pieman]

Dear Mr/Mrs - Yours sincerely

Dear Sir/Madam - Yours faithfully

[flammableBen]

Yeah you're a bit fucking slow aren't you Si?

Been on the Beans again?

[Simon Pieman]

Dear flammableBen,

Fuck off.

Yours sincerely,

Si Pie

[flammableBen]

Dear Si Pie,

Is that all you can use to end our long relationship, two words? After all we've been through together, the highs and the lows. I feel hurt and betrayed. I thought I could consider you a friend even through difficult times.

Yours hurtingly,

fB

[Simon Pieman]

The final straw was that dodgy batch of beans you gave me.

[flammableBen]

I know, I lied. I thought you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between Heinz and Asda own brand. It's not as if they were the healthy sugar free ones or anything. Please don't end it over something so trivial.

[Simon Pieman]

OK then. Don't ever do those Branston beans either. Nasty shit.

[flammableBen]

I'm glad we've got that sorted.

Anyway, if there's no other criticism then it's getting sent.