Late Night Frederick

[axs]

it wasn't a full moon, you're ok.

you didn't seem that pissed moments before, it was only when you fell asleep while i was i was doing it, and by then it was too late to stop.

[Simon Pieman]

So did you actually forget this episode or was that just for added comedy value?

Anyway it looks like bed time in 15 minutes. I've eaten some food and the coffee is no longer working

[Simon Pieman]

I got a text today (yesterday) that I would have sent to you Ben, had you not lost your phone:

Today is International Disadvanted People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals or occasionally shit yourself. You hang in there sunshine, you're fucking special.

[pauld]

What did you cut it with? A flip up beard trimmer attachment thing on an electric razor?

That's only half the job - once you've done that you've got to flip it over and clean shave the whole pate. Don't try and wet shave it when tanked though - it's a recipe for a head with bits of wet bloody tissue stuck all over it. And while there is much scope for debate as to whether close cut/clean shaven look good as hair (or lack of) styles, let's be honest the "lumpy bits of tissue stuck on with blood" look is never really going to catch on outside of Davis House (erm, that's as in the wino place, not my gaff)

[flammableBen]

My mum wasn't that happy when I noisily let my self into the house at whatever time suddenly completely lacking hair. Especially as we both had to be at work at 9am. It was nearly the last straw after my turning up on the doorstep sans clothes a week before. If I'd turned up with a messy bloody head I think I might be homeless right now.

She quite likes the hair now, but I don't think I should do any late night drunken coming in noisily for a while.

How are you finding the bold headness Paul? Are you suddenly finding yourself thinking you're a bit of a nutter? I think it's a psychological thing.

[Luci]

I think axs should have just shaved off a strip down the middle and left ben with two bushy bits either side  

[pauld]

How are you finding the bold headness Paul?

Mildly irritating more than anything tbh. And I now have a greater interest in hats than I used to.

Are you suddenly finding yourself thinking you're a bit of a nutter? I think it's a psychological thing.

Not really - having less hair hasn't made me internally reassess myself as some sort of snarling Phil Mitchell-alike. I suspect that reflects badly on my lack of imagination/dullness, but there you go. Although the guys at work have commented how it enhances my "hooligan" image - which as I didn't realise I had one and didn't want one was more annoying than anything, but I think that's more to do with general stereotyping of "people who actually go to football games as opposed to sitting in their armchairs in front of Sky pontificating about it". So there you go - a complete psychological profile of the effects of hair loss. Which was best summarised in the first sentence "Mildly irritating more than anything". But you did ask.