News monkey is broken, he tried to post this...

In a bid to make Swindon a feeder club for Manchester United, Alex Fergerson has offered Solskjaer on loan. However, the new owners, Portugeses football agent brothers, the Castro's, aren't keen.

"We'll only do a deal if we get Ronaldo." One of them was heard saying in a local strip club.

"We're only interested in STFC if it means quality,

"We are not going to just sell out under bigger teams terms."

The board are yet to comment on the issue. Although nobody knows who they are anyway. So it might give the game away.