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sonic youth

« on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 17:54:00 »

...seems to beyond the majority of you.

two plus two does not equal five.

that is all
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lebowski

« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 17:55:21 »

2.4 + 2.4 = 5

i'm sorry, that's a maths joke
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 17:56:34 »

Quote from: "lebowski"
2.4 + 2.4 = 5

i'm sorry, that's a maths joke


Funny as fuck......................


Tell us another!
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lebowski

« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 17:59:01 »

what did the 0 say to the 8?

"nice belt"

i really could go on.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 18:02:39 »

Quote from: "lebowski"
what did the 0 say to the 8?

"nice belt"

i really could go on.



Please don't............................
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 18:03:52 »

please please don't
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 18:05:19 »

Why was 6 mad?

Because 7 ate 9.

Boom boom.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 18:18:06 »

Quote from: "sonic youth"
...seems to beyond the majority of you.

two plus two does not equal five.

that is all


1) let x = 2+2

(2)[multiply by x-1] x(x-1)=(2+2)(x-1)

(3) x^2 -x = 2x+2x-2-2

(4)[subtract 3x] x^2-4x=x-4

(5)[multiply by x-5] (x-5)(x^2-4x)=(x-5)(x-4)

(6)x^3-9x^2+20x=x^2-9x+20

(7)x(x-4)(x-5)=(x-4)(x-5)

(Cool[divide by x-4] x^2-5x=x-5

(9)[add 4x] x^2-x=5x-5

(10)x(x-1)=5(x-1)

(11)[divide by (x-1)] x=5

And we started with x=2+2, therefore 2+2=5

Where's your simple maths now then, hey. Where. Nowhere that's where.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 18:25:31 »

I'd like to nominate this for the 'saddest thread on a forum, ever' award.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 18:25:39 »

Why did Mr Hundred tell Mr Million off?





Because he was being noughty.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 18:30:45 »

Oh FFS !!!!!

Where's Neville Huh???

He would have a field day !

 
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 19:15:40 »

how much  does a cockney's shampoo cost?


pantene.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 19:19:42 »

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how much  does a cockney's shampoo cost?


pantene.


Very good Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 20:01:01 »

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how much  does a cockney's shampoo cost?


pantene.


ok yes i laughed at this one
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 22:06:36 »

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Quote from: "sonic youth"
...seems to beyond the majority of you.

two plus two does not equal five.

that is all



And we started with x=2+2, therefore 2+2=5

Where's your simple maths now then, hey. Where. Nowhere that's where.


Where's your x now? She a fitty?
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