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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, August 26, 2007, 18:12:26 »

We discussed this at length and it must be "the comfort factor" ......................................................shoes off the lot !

Just like being at home !

Fucking ace
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, August 26, 2007, 18:43:19 »

so who has his clothes?! and more importantly who has his phone, wallet and house keys  :shock:
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, August 26, 2007, 18:45:37 »

He re traced (or tried to) his steps on the way down to meet me today but could not find a thing.

I bet they are still lying in some random front garden surrounded by a pile of poooooo

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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, August 26, 2007, 18:46:00 »

He has no idea. He was so pissed he can't even remember what alley he took a shit in.
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, August 26, 2007, 19:05:25 »

i managed to remember having a drink in the furnace(i'd estimate midnight)....then heaving my guts up into a bowl my sister had placed next to my bed. the lovely young lass that she is slept on the floor next to my bed for fear of me making a great mess!

however, i know where my wallet and keys and phone are
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, August 26, 2007, 19:11:03 »

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Re: flammableBen is Ace

That is all.

Thank you.

I would just like to reiterate this.

See I was right.
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, August 26, 2007, 19:19:07 »

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i managed to remember having a drink in the furnace(i'd estimate midnight)....then heaving my guts up into a bowl my sister had placed next to my bed. the lovely young lass that she is slept on the floor next to my bed for fear of me making a great mess!

however, i know where my wallet and keys and phone are


your sister rules. nearly as much as legget's mum.

ben, however, is a king amongst men  
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, August 26, 2007, 20:54:55 »

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the lovely young lass that she is slept on the floor next to my bed


and you didnt try and shag it ?


pissed or not ...........................shame on you !

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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, August 26, 2007, 21:33:57 »

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the lovely young lass that she is slept on the floor next to my bed


and you didnt try and shag it ?


pissed or not ...........................shame on you !

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His sister?Huh?

ANDY...!!!!
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, August 27, 2007, 08:25:46 »

I fear something happened to me last night that was equally amusing. The unfortunate reality is that I can't tell you what, my memory short circuits around 11pm.

I may have even tried to pull Claire. Happy days.
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, August 27, 2007, 12:46:06 »

Apparently i took a top of Bens and put it somewhere - this was before he left the club and before necking double sambucas but i have no recolection of the top. I'll make it my weeks mission to find it though!
I remember him nearly throwing up all over the furnace shortly before he left alone.
Happy days indeed!
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flammableBen

« Reply #26 on: Monday, August 27, 2007, 12:56:01 »

Fuck knows what happened to me.
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« Reply #27 on: Monday, August 27, 2007, 14:36:52 »

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I fear something happened to me last night that was equally amusing. The unfortunate reality is that I can't tell you what, my memory short circuits around 11pm.

I may have even tried to pull Claire. Happy days.


Lots of pole dancing in Yates' and a blow up sheep  :?
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, August 27, 2007, 17:18:33 »

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Fuck knows what happened to me.


Allow me to suggest that you ask him then  Soapy Tit Wank

Have you found any of your stuff yet?

BTW, this thread is ace. Comedy gold.
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« Reply #29 on: Monday, August 27, 2007, 17:39:53 »

haha,flammable never fails to amuse us.
i reckon he got shit over his clothes and left them where they were.but in his drunken state forgot to take his keys ect out of the pockets.
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