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That is all.

Thank you.

and he owes me a tenner. and he didn't find me a ticket today.

i got ben a ticket, had i been able to get in touch with you i'd have got you one as well dude. sorry

i told FB i wanted one!!!

I'm pretty sure one of you cunts has my clothes. Fuck knows how far I ran in my boxers.

Ben's a good lad, he tried getting me into a taxi to send me home last night.

He didn't have enough money though.

i did tho, but you threw it back at me. hehe

I am dead this morning. That is all.

Seriously, anybody have my clothes? they've got my phone and wallet in.

there's story here and i want to hear it!

It's a story which isn't going on internet forums.

I noticed a piece of toast in the dishwasher this morning  :soapy tit wank:

Ben told me earlier, it's seriously  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

its not very  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: for those of us who dont have a clue.

Well, I suppose you already know the outcome so telling the story isn't going to get Ben too mad. Here goes:

Ben got very drunk last night. En route home he stops in an alley to have a number 2. Next thing Ben knows, he's standing on his doorstep at 4.30am in nothing but his boxers and had to ring the doorbell to get his mum to let him in.

So he went for a poo and somehow ended up taking all his clothes off. Strange, but very funny.

We discussed this at length and it must be "the comfort factor" ......................................................shoes off the lot !

Just like being at home !

Fucking ace

so who has his clothes?! and more importantly who has his phone, wallet and house keys  :shock:

He re traced (or tried to) his steps on the way down to meet me today but could not find a thing.

I bet they are still lying in some random front garden surrounded by a pile of poooooo

 8)

He has no idea. He was so pissed he can't even remember what alley he took a shit in.

i managed to remember having a drink in the furnace(i'd estimate midnight)....then heaving my guts up into a bowl my sister had placed next to my bed. the lovely young lass that she is slept on the floor next to my bed for fear of me making a great mess!

however, i know where my wallet and keys and phone are

I would just like to reiterate this.

See I was right.

your sister rules. nearly as much as legget's mum.

ben, however, is a king amongst men  :mrgreen:

and you didnt try and shag it ?


pissed or not ...........................shame on you !

 :wink:

His sister????

ANDY...!!!!

I fear something happened to me last night that was equally amusing. The unfortunate reality is that I can't tell you what, my memory short circuits around 11pm.

I may have even tried to pull Claire. Happy days.

Apparently i took a top of Bens and put it somewhere - this was before he left the club and before necking double sambucas but i have no recolection of the top. I'll make it my weeks mission to find it though!
I remember him nearly throwing up all over the furnace shortly before he left alone.
Happy days indeed!

Fuck knows what happened to me.

Lots of pole dancing in Yates' and a blow up sheep  :?

Allow me to suggest that you ask him then  :soapy tit wank:

Have you found any of your stuff yet?

BTW, this thread is ace. Comedy gold.

haha,flammable never fails to amuse us.
i reckon he got shit over his clothes and left them where they were.but in his drunken state forgot to take his keys ect out of the pockets.

Could be arriba. I think I just got drunkenly confused on the way home or some combination of all of it. I've had a habit of taking off all my clothes and wandering around completely out of it before. Just not on my way home :D. ditching my shoes and socks has got to be the most random bit.

you can be a bit special at times.

Ben - Were you swearing and calling me a big cock face at the football? I saw you doing it to somebody but wasnt sure if it was me or someone near me. I dont know why you would do it to me. If it was directed at me, we are now enimies. If it was directed at someone else then we can start to rebuild our shattered relationship.

I tried waving.

Woah! Back up a bit. All I had on was a long sleave black thing. If I took that off surely I would have been topless in furnace.?

Actually I don't think I want to do any more digging. It's starting to look like I was stealing other peoples clothes.

I'm starting to think that some things are probably best left unknown.

I dont remember doing it, but lauro swears i did and come to think of it im sure you had a light coloured t-shirt on in the club, you had beer down it which i clearly remember.
Now im getting all confused cos i know you only had the black top on earlier in the day!

Confusion reigns massively. Oh well.

Well he definately went out in his long sleeved black top

The mystery deepens

To reinvigorate an old thread - I'd never read this before and I haven't laughed like this in ages.  I like to think no-one ever found out what happened.

Hahaha, ace.

Ben, did you ever find your phone/wallet/keys/poo?

i always imagined ben doing a blingbling and pooing into newspaper, oh and having a crack pipe

No I didn't. I think that's the best way.

Was this after Cheltenham away? I'm sure I remember meeting you at half-time and you were buzzing off your tits then

yep.