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DMR

« on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 21:56:06 »

Things I hate about North East football:

- The home of English football? Can't sell out an Ingerland game ffs
- The accent of the fans
- Alan Shearers fairytale end to his season
- Mick McArthy
- Middlesborough always deemed inferior to NU, look at the fucking table
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 21:59:59 »

Its where Hartlepool is to, fucking miles away :twisted:
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 22:38:01 »

Have to say I quite like the NE, they're well up for a drink or 10.

Went to St. James' end of last year. Away end (or top bit) is about 1/4 mile away from the sodding pitch tho!

Reason I like it is nothing to do with football tho. Hols in Turkey last year proved quite fruitful. Met the lovely Rachel from NCL, coppers daughter but nice with it, still email a couple of times a week, flew up to see her last Nov, going back up again in November this year for her 21st.

And no, I'm not 'grooming' her! Just waiting 'til she realises an older man is what she wants!  Cheesy

Again  Wink
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Amir

« Reply #3 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 22:43:50 »

I like Newcastle too, and Durham(although you should never go to Shincliffe :shock: ).
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 08:21:24 »

I love Newcastle (the city) and I love geordies, great people.  I speak to people all over the country and I must say that the geordies are by far the friendliest lot by a mile.  They love going out on the town and those birds up there wear next to nothing even in darkest, clodest winter.  Excellent!!
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 08:22:37 »

Will tell you monday after my weekend up there this weekend in our transit, sofas in the back and 12 lads....could be messy!
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 08:23:43 »

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I love Newcastle (the city) and I love geordies, great people. I speak to people all over the country and I must say that the geordies are by far the friendliest lot by a mile. They love going out on the town and those birds up there wear next to nothing even in darkest, clodest winter. Excellent!!


i like what your saying as i'm up there for my mates stag weekend at the end of May :beers
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:53:51 »

To sum up: Newcastle is great because geordie birds are slags
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:54:40 »

Exactly that PM! All northern girls are!  It is actually really annoyingf cause sometimes when you go on the pull you actually want a bit of a challenge!  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:57:58 »

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Newcastle is great because geordie birds are slags


sweet :beers
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 14:10:43 »

Mick McCarthy is from BARNSLEY!!!

Although he is manager of Sunderland, if you hate the North-East for that you should technically also hate ireland and anywhere else he has reigned! :evil:
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 14:31:37 »

I hate McCarthy ever since the Fjortoft fluke comment, thick northern prick.  I wish Keano had knocked the twat out before he left Ireland's world cup squad.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 14:36:57 »

A Geordie accent, coming from a bloke just makes him sound like a thick idiot (which of course is what they all are Wink )

Coming from a woman though, I think it sounds very very sexy - FACT.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 15:15:41 »

Geordie accents are pretty awful full stop
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 15:18:42 »

Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
A Geordie accent, coming from a bloke just makes him sound like a thick idiot (which of course is what they all are Wink )

Coming from a woman though, I think it sounds very very sexy - FACT.


Agree on that a Geordie accent can help improve your average bird into a bit more of a novelty pull.

Cheryl Tweedy for example.

Mick McCarthy is an absolute spineless tit, not quite a twat but not far off.
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