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flammableBen

« on: Thursday, August 9, 2007, 22:55:58 »

Hello people, have you missed me?

Back in Swindon now and have work tomorrow. Yey. Enjoyed my week off, but back to the real world it is.

I'm worried that my left ear seems to always filled with a sort of pussy wax liquid. I'm not registered with a doctor and I'm too lazy to bother, so I'm going for the self medication of occasionally picking at the inside of it with random thin blunt objects. I reckon it's the right thing to do. If it's ear cancer or something then I'd prefer not to know anyway.

Anyhoo....
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, August 9, 2007, 22:58:09 »

at least use a cotton bud.

and welcome back.
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flammableBen

« Reply #2 on: Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:03:51 »

cotton bud's cost money. Will the filter ends of cigarette butts do?
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:04:40 »

Put maggots in your ear,that'll work.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:05:32 »

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cotton bud's cost money. Will the filter ends of cigarette butts do?


if you take the paper off first that should work a treat.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:10:37 »

Hair Grip does the job
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:11:09 »

ben should have lots of those.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:22:51 »

Everyone has a hair grip handy
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flammableBen

« Reply #8 on: Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:24:11 »

Well enough about my left ear. Although if anybody wants a sample of some of the waxy liquid then I'll sell you some for a fiver. It might be worth something one day.

Someone must have done something interesting this week whilst I was off partying it out in Bristol. Good god you all suck.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:26:21 »

i actually met people from the TEF who weren't you. they all drink as much though.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:26:31 »

My boyfriend got a new car, thats about as exciting as my life gets!
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:28:52 »

I've lazed around all week doing nothing apart from getting a sun tan, saying that makes me sound very  :fag:
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:32:16 »

We know you'll come out of the closet one day DV.
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:35:03 »

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I've lazed around all week doing nothing apart from getting a sun tan, saying that makes me sound very  :fag:


is that what colour your suntan is too?
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:39:18 »

no its not, I go red for a day then a lovely brown the next day.....then people keep asking me if I've been on holiday
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