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« Reply #30 on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 14:34:59 » |
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I notice he hasn't taken my advice about the personal ad...  |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 14:47:54 » |
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I notice he hasn't taken my advice about the personal ad... maybe he's feeling intimidated by it all. Here you go Fatbury, these translations should help: 40-ish = 49 Adventurous = Slept with everyone Athletic = No tits Average looking = Ugly Beautiful = Pathological liar Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure = On medication Feminist = Fat Free spirit = Junkie Friendship first = Former very *friendly* person Fun = Annoying New Age = Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded = Desperate Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing Passionate = Sloppy drunk Professional = Bitch Voluptuous = Very Fat Large frame = Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate = Stalker |
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 14:54:42 » |
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I notice he hasn't taken my advice about the personal ad... maybe he's feeling intimidated by it all. Here you go Fatbury, these translations should help: 40-ish = 49 Adventurous = Slept with everyone Athletic = No tits Average looking = UglyBeautiful = Pathological liar Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure = On medication Feminist = Fat Free spirit = Junkie Friendship first = Former very *friendly* person Fun = AnnoyingNew Age = Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded = DesperateOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing Passionate = Sloppy drunk Professional = Bitch Voluptuous = Very Fat Large frame = Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate = Stalker= Fatbury |
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STFCBird
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 14:56:34 » |
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Poor fatbury. Can I join your stalking club please?
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 15:03:20 » |
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:scribe:
Dear Deirdre
I went on a footy forum to find some new friends to go to footy with as all my usual friends hate me cos im boring and annoying.
Unfortunately now everyone has met me on the forum I am hated more than ever (I blame the sauces personally!) and everyone takes the piss
What can I do?
Yours stalkingly
Fats
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« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 15:05:17 » |
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:scribe: PS if you are ACTUALLY female Deirdre .. single and you have a photo can I have it and your address and mobile phone number please?? Maybe we can do a date .. and guess what .. I know a great line in carpets for your front room  |
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 15:08:06 » |
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:scribe:
Dear Deirdre
I went on a footy forum to find some new friends to go to footy with as all my usual friends hate me cos im boring and annoying.
Unfortunately now everyone has met me on the forum I am hated more than ever (I blame the sauces personally!) and everyone takes the piss
What can I do?
Yours stalkingly
Fats I think you're lovely in real life fatters, but I don't like H from Steps. It was doomed from the start |
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STFCBird
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 15:12:22 » |
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you apparently go for stalkers
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 15:29:41 » |
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:scribe: PS if you are ACTUALLY female Deirdre .. single and you have a photo can I have it and your address and mobile phone number please?? Maybe we can do a date .. and guess what .. I know a great line in carpets for your front room Brilliant!  Fatbury in funny post shocker! |
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pumbaa
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 16:16:46 » |
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Fatters, glad to see you're taking this in the spirit it was intended. In all seriousness though, try the personal ad approach. It worked for me as I met my missus through one. I also met one or two deluded psychopaths as well, but thats part of the fun (but to be fair, the fact she was from Trowbridge should have given me enough warning signs...  ). Its a great way to meet people and expand your social boundaries.
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 16:35:18 » |
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Hunt him down and shoot the fucker
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 16:36:50 » |
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Fred, he ain't a terrorist (that we know of...) :-))(
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 20:12:23 » |
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still shoot him (in a bad mood)
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 20:22:47 » |
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Fatbury, I am going to kiss you if I ever meet you, great post
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 23:33:12 » |
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i have to disagree with fatbury, shes a slaaag.
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