Instead of the x factor thing

[Simon Pieman]

They should do a dance off. Whoever wins the dance off gets signed. Of course, they may have the crossing (in)ability of Ricky Shakes but they could provide us with hours of youtube entertainment, much better than providing goals or scoring them.

[Spud]

Dancing On Ice would be better.

[RobertT]

which would fit well with the very succesful link up we have with the Ice Hockey team in Swindon.  Now to find a way of getting speedway bikes into the competition.

[axs]

or the scouts could get off their arses and find us a half decent striker to sign.

[Simon Pieman]

Good always conquers the bad when it comes to dance offs. I think it's the only solution.

[flammableBen]

I sort of agree with Si. Dancing should be the first round, by which they eliminate half the players. That will be followed by Dressing up and talking like a pirate, then a karaoke competition singing Queens greatest hits, followed by who can do the best impression of a sleeping badger. After all that there should be 2 left. Which will be decided by a one on one match of Street Fighter 2. Ryu vs. Ken. The coin flip will decide who gets to choose.

It's the only way.

[Simon Pieman]

I think Ben should be employed as head of marketing at STFC. It's probably the only job he'd ever be able to get and he'd be proper ace at it. Happy days.

[newmarket red]

There covering it on sky

[SwindonTartanArmy]

Dancing On Ice would be better.

re-sign onion bahji then... he was like bambi on ice!