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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 01:51:18 » |
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alcohol kills off the slowest braincells first. Fact! (actually it's really true.) I've only got super fast one's left. That's why I'm a quick fire comedy genius!
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 01:53:01 » |
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they smell through their feet.
dogs can't look up you know.
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 01:53:50 » |
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thats almost darwinian - the braincells i mean, not dogs not being able to look up.
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 01:56:26 » |
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Alcohol has been more than necessary for the development us people. Beer's always been clean when water generally hasn't (back in the olden days). Happy days.
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 01:57:57 » |
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tis true, sailors used to get rations of beer and rarely drank water, mainly because the beer was so week it didn't have a dehydrating effect that you might get from stella.
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 02:00:38 » |
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I've lived off Guinness for over a week, I reckon the dehydrating affects get exagerated at times.
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 02:03:21 » |
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if you drink steadily the effect will be minimised because your body makes full use of the water content. if you drink 10 pints in three hours then you'll piss most of it away before the dehydrating effect starts - and then you'll have no spare fluids left and become dehydrated.
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 02:06:52 » |
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So because I drink all the time, my body has a massive water absorption rate and I'll never dehydrate?
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 02:10:52 » |
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unless you go on a mahoosive bender and drink loads in a short space of time, or drink concentrated alcohol like wine or spirits. stick to fosters (ugghhhhh) and you could drink steadily for a long time without becoming dehydrated.
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 02:15:53 » |
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anyhoo, i'm off to bed, night.
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 02:15:53 » |
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The Guinness tends to be a gap between my evening red wine drinking. I don't touch fosters. I might have a few cups of tea week and a few bottles of coke. I'm thinking by all rights I should be dead.
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 09:27:26 » |
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. I'm thinking by all rights I should be dead. We can all hope.  what a load of dribble.  |
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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