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« Reply #30 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 11:21:14 »

Revolution also ignored my letter the cunts  :x

I say shoot 'em.
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« Reply #31 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 11:37:29 »

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Fucking hell Fred!  I like the part where he changes his pants  


eh ?
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sonic youth

« Reply #32 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 12:59:13 »

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Cant post it here as I will be accused of all sorts of things by Sonic and probably be sent to Siberia


i'm not that much of a cunt
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« Reply #33 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 12:59:55 »

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Cant post it here as I will be accused of all sorts of things by Sonic and probably be sent to Siberia


i'm not that much of a cunt


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« Reply #34 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 13:39:30 »

I can think of 100's of racist jokes about this.










I'm only kidding before you PC crew get on your high horse.
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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 13:44:33 »

racist  Wink
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Spud

« Reply #36 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 14:48:02 »

Ive been in my house for a good 7 weeks or so and one set of neighbours still hasn't bothered introducing themselves so my opinion is 'fuck em'!'

That Rames Singh bloke sounds like a right Cunt.
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« Reply #37 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 14:50:14 »

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Ive been in my house for a good 7 weeks or so and one set of neighbours still hasn't bothered introducing themselves so my opinion is 'fuck em'!'

That Rames Singh bloke sounds like a right Cunt.


So you haven't tried the whole cup of sugar pint of milk tradition?

I only have 1 set of neighbours anyway and they are 2 lovely old people.
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Spud

« Reply #38 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 14:51:17 »

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Ive been in my house for a good 7 weeks or so and one set of neighbours still hasn't bothered introducing themselves so my opinion is 'fuck em'!'

That Rames Singh bloke sounds like a right Cunt.


So you haven't tried the whole cup of sugar pint of milk tradition?

I only have 1 set of neighbours anyway and they are 2 lovely old people.


haha no it's not 1989 my dear.

The ones i do speak to are Northern.  :?
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 14:53:03 »

  Well ask for a beer or 2 then if thats more 21st century!

Northerners aren't that bad.  Unless you'd rather have aussies  Wink
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Gazza's Fat Mate

« Reply #40 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 15:06:20 »

I am with the chap who suggested legal action fuck moving y bolier for some  cunts extentison he can pay for it!!!!!
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 15:09:14 »

Its always about legal action with you!
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Gazza's Fat Mate

« Reply #42 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 15:11:43 »

instead of wild seed go to your local railway line and find some chinse knotweed pick a few bits of this stuff and chuck on his lawn scatter it about all over is property. That will really fuck him up knotweed grwos through concretre if you don't belive me look it up on the attahced link also giant hogsweed is good as well that can grow massive these tow plants will fuck his life up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_knotweed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Hogweed
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 15:38:14 »

Good for you Fred; I would do the same.

Years ago my sister and husband were in an accident in a car park (not their fault) and though it went through baliffs and everything the other people just didn't pay a penny.

So as they had their phone number (from the accident when they took it) my sister phoned up and pretended to be a tele-marketer and got their address.  

A few nights later my brother in law went round late at night with a can of paint and poured it all over their car and scratched it in etc.

Once it had been fixed etc he went around again a few months later and did it again!!

I wouldn't have had the nerve the 2nd time but serves the other people right in my opinion.
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, July 12, 2007, 15:42:51 »

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  Well ask for a beer or 2 then if thats more 21st century!

Northerners aren't that bad.  Unless you'd rather have aussies  Wink


*knock knock*

*neighbour answers door*

"i just moved in, anychance of borrowning a fag and couple of brews"

Could work i guess.
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