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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 22:52:53 » |
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I'd prefer fire, but water may also quench the life thirst ginger hell beast. are you suggesting i don't wash my hair? i remember a line from Rogers Profanosaurus (viz authors book): 'Beaten like a ginger stepchild' |
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 22:54:23 » |
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it was supposed to be life thirst of the ginger hell beast, but drinking and re-wording confused me.
I'm going to try and draw a ginger hell beast.
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 22:55:06 » |
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i'm betting it ends up looking like me.
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 22:58:38 » |
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I cant sleep at night... i think it's annoying Lauro, he's gone to bed on his own.
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 22:59:19 » |
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I got bored after I realised that drawing stuff takes ages. I wish I was better. Maybe I'll try again later, if that's where my wine experience takes me.
I drew the dude in my avatar. He's ace. original is only like 25 pixels high. Only 4 colours as well. Why wasn't I born earlier? I could be making best selling computer games in 1988.
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 23:01:47 » |
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Space Invaders 2 - the robot aliens land.
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 23:02:06 » |
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I havent got anything interesting to say really, which doesnt make a change really....but....how do schools expect us to go in and do coaching sessions in their hall when they have the stage up and chairs out for the play in the evening....and why dont they fucking tell us.
Both the school yesterday and today, I get there to find a stage set up meaning my session plan goes out the window and I cant use the equipment needed.
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 23:02:21 » |
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I was due to play cricket tonight. It was obvious it was gonna get cancelled. It was fucking pissing down and the forecast was more rain. I rang the captain 3 times saying do i really have to turn up, it will never be on. I eventually got changed and drove all across Swindon in the mad 5pm traffic, just as i was pulling in to the car park my phone rings, "Mate the match is off, its too wet".
Great :angry:
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 23:05:56 » |
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I cant sleep at night... i think it's annoying Lauro, he's gone to bed on his own. Shit in his mouth. I think Bennett texted him on Sunday,with that very threat if he wouldn't come to the pub. He didn't so the duty has now fallen upon you my young padwan. Actually I think Bennett might have said that I'd defecate in his mouth, there's a good chance that the lawro might not have understood. Bless him. I used to read pages from the science text books, and then summarise them for him. I think it was year 9 when we were in the same class. The cunt beat me on one of the tests.... Shit in his mouth. |
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 23:07:09 » |
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the voice of reason has spoken.
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 23:10:20 » |
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If you can't use the internet to try and get one of your oldest friend's girlfriends to shit in his mouth, then what is it for?
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 23:11:17 » |
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porn?
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 23:11:50 » |
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I cant sleep at night... i think it's annoying Lauro, he's gone to bed on his own. Shit in his mouth. I think Bennett texted him on Sunday,with that very threat if he wouldn't come to the pub. He didn't so the duty has now fallen upon you my young padwan. Actually I think Bennett might have said that I'd defecate in his mouth, there's a good chance that the lawro might not have understood. Bless him. I used to read pages from the science text books, and then summarise them for him. I think it was year 9 when we were in the same class. The cunt beat me on one of the tests.... Shit in his mouth. Hahah How about i get his breakfast ready for when he gets up and curl one out on his cornflakes? You would then owe me a beer and a dance i think! |
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 23:12:40 » |
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and that.
Do you think that I've offended Miss Angry? The few times I've met her she's scared me.
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 23:13:39 » |
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I cant sleep at night... i think it's annoying Lauro, he's gone to bed on his own. Shit in his mouth. I think Bennett texted him on Sunday,with that very threat if he wouldn't come to the pub. He didn't so the duty has now fallen upon you my young padwan. Actually I think Bennett might have said that I'd defecate in his mouth, there's a good chance that the lawro might not have understood. Bless him. I used to read pages from the science text books, and then summarise them for him. I think it was year 9 when we were in the same class. The cunt beat me on one of the tests.... Shit in his mouth. Hahah How about i get his breakfast ready for when he gets up and curl one out on his cornflakes? You would then owe me a beer and a dance i think! You're on. |
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