Bushey Boy
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« on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 11:54:47 » |
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So old lady calls asking when I am cutting the front lawn as it is long (no shit sherlock)
I explained I am not clearing gutters, the thing with teh lawn is who elkse has cut theirs in teh past 2 weeks its always raining!
Grrr
I might sell my place to sippo
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 11:56:29 » |
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who do you think you are ralphy or something?
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 11:56:34 » |
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hahahaha
she sounds lovely
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flammableBen
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 11:58:31 » |
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Explain to her that it's your lawn and you can let it grow as long as you like. Do so, oh and ditch bits of car engines and an old motorbike on there. And then let a mate practice graffiti on the front of your house.
Don't touch her property, but try and destroy her my making yours look bad. Then when she starts going mental at you, call the police and get her asbo'd.
Hopefully the stress of it all will kill the old bint.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:18:19 » |
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the thing with teh lawn is who elkse has cut theirs in teh past 2 weeks its always raining!
Erm, me. But my grass was about a foot long and really needed cutting. Petrol mowers go through anything  |
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:20:47 » |
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who do you think you are ralphy or something? He just text me saying he is on a cliff in devon in a town short, the forum will love this picture! Oh dear |
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:36:58 » |
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I'll sort her out bushey....
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:42:45 » |
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stop being such a twat ash, i hope you remember your actions when ur in her position
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:43:25 » |
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who do you think you are ralphy or something? He just text me saying he is on a cliff in devon in a town short, the forum will love this picture! Oh dear Is Tans going to take a photo when he jumps? The forum would love that picture   |
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:50:17 » |
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stop being such a twat ash, i hope you remember your actions when ur in her position Nah I wont moan to younger people. Go home |
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Chubbs
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:56:43 » |
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what will happen when u get older and get even shorter, thats what happens when you get old, you wont even be able to reach the handle of your own door to get into your house. |
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 13:01:35 » |
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thing is by that stage I will have servants
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sonic youth
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 15:33:36 » |
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muslim servants no doubt
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 21:07:15 » |
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I explained I am not clearing gutters, the thing with teh lawn is who elkse has cut theirs in teh past 2 weeks its always raining!
I think you typed this sentance too quickly Ash. |
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red macca
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 21:15:01 » |
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punch her
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