hansgruber
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« on: Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:40:08 » |
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I've been up the cricket - feeling nicely battered, but I've got to get up relatively early tomorrow because I've got a work experience girl coming in.
Any ideas what I can do with her?
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Mexicano Rojo
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:42:01 » |
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finger her
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:42:47 » |
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Send her away to get a left handed screwdriver and a long weight then go to sleep to refresh yourself. Use the sleep to wisely plan what to do with her upon her return.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:44:00 » |
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Get her sat down at a desk and interested in her work, then sneak up behind her and start slapping your cock against her head. I'm getting deja vu, have I suggested this before?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:45:26 » |
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pretend you work for naughty office
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sonic youth
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:48:37 » |
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ask her to find me a job
OR
make her invent the perfect cup of tea
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hansgruber
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:56:43 » |
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don't even want her there - apparently she's only doing 'work shadowing', which basically means watching what I do. I was planning on doing fuck all to be honest.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:59:26 » |
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Don't be boring. Act nice and try and have a laugh, although try and keep it non-creepy. If you're stuck with her then you might as well make an attempt at having fun. Get her to do the shitty bit of work you hate doing every day, inbetween tea making and cock slapping anyway.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, June 28, 2007, 23:01:28 » |
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I don't do anything shitty every day - I've got staff for that sort of thing. Pffff. Might go on strike
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, June 28, 2007, 23:04:47 » |
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go down the pub and get her pissed
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, June 28, 2007, 23:05:11 » |
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might do that. Well try anyway. Think she's only 17
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flammableBen
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, June 28, 2007, 23:05:25 » |
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Give her one of the jobs that you know on of your staff don't like doing. Bonus on your underlings, they'll like you more an will be less likely to strike. Also explain why that job needs doing and how it fits in with other things going on - what other people are doing, making tea, and cock slapping.
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hansgruber
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, June 28, 2007, 23:08:32 » |
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Mr Flammable Sir, that was nearly a sensible post. Shame on you
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flammableBen
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, June 28, 2007, 23:09:45 » |
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Sorry. I have to balance out the silliness sometimes.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 06:50:42 » |
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Get her to post on here ?
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