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« Reply #45 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 01:12:12 » |
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haha that's the only reason I got it, so I could ask for a bum-bum. He said yes, everyone's a winner. Only problem is my shit is 2 inches diameter
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Wir lassen uns unsere Liebe nicht nehmen
Nicht von den Bullen und nicht vom DFB
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« Reply #46 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 01:13:20 » |
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:shock:
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flammableBen
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« Reply #47 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 01:27:55 » |
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I stuck a cucumber up my arse for a bet once. Hardly got any of it in, I've got the up most respect for those who do that sort of thing for a living.
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« Reply #48 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 01:29:31 » |
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how much was it for? i mean money, not inches.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #49 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 01:34:15 » |
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A pint, £2.52, and a joint.
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« Reply #50 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 01:35:41 » |
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seems reasonable. did £2.52 buy 10 fags at that time?
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flammableBen
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« Reply #51 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 01:38:11 » |
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Small packet of golden virginia. I have to admit that although I did recieve those funds as part of a dare, it wasn't for sticking objects up my arse.
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« Reply #52 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 01:41:00 » |
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i had assumed that was the case. or i had at least hoped that was the case.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #53 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 01:46:20 » |
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Yep. I'd have at least wanted an 1/8th for anal penetration.
I jumped from a 30ft high balcony which was above a stage in a common room in my halls at exeter uni. I got a fair few pints out of it, although bruised the bottom of my feet a bit. Luckily I'd seen enough action movies to realise that rolling was a good idea.
happy days.
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« Reply #54 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 01:47:54 » |
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a rambo roll on landing is always a good idea, even from 2 feet, just for dramatic effect.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #55 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 01:49:23 » |
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I'm going to do one next time I jump off a curb from the pavement into the street. Hopefully they'll be people about. It's the greatest idea ever.
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« Reply #56 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 01:54:00 » |
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i was thinking more of the bottom step of any flight of stairs but a curb would give the same result. department stores would be a good one, next time i'm in debenhams i'll do it. maybe from one of their little podeums for manequins.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #57 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 01:56:56 » |
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Everyone should do it, start a big cult of people who jump and roll around the town centre. It could be like a TEF led form of mild anarchy.
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« Reply #58 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 01:58:09 » |
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i finally got that album from the spree, a very belated birthday present from my little brother, it's ace, i've listened to it twice in 24 hours.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #59 on: Friday, June 29, 2007, 02:03:25 » |
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the new one or Together We're Heavy? You said you had both coming but I got confused and we drank lot's on our little pub crawl (we should do that again, it was fun).
I think I ordered the new one whilst pissed, thinking about it. That's probably what the mystery "we couldn't fit the parcel through your letter box and you weren't in card" is.
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