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Bushey Boy

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« on: Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:53:26 »

following on form the old women, I sent a guy to teh house today.  He calls me:-

Man: Hello ash, im getting hassle
Bush: Why? Who from
Man: Old lady, giving me stares
Bush: Ha, whats teh problem then
Man: Her gutter is full of muck and general shit, yours has a little too
Bush: Sort mine out and get wash it
Man: What about hers
Bush: Leave it
Man: You sure, she wont be happy
Bush: I dont care anymore

anyway 5 minutes passes, he calls back and explains she has called environmental health at the council as he and I are out of order and are damaging her property

I cant wait to gte home and point out her mud and blockage caused me a call out cost and I want the money back.

Should I clear her gutter this weekend or not?

Not even a funny story but thought id update
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:56:52 »

clear her gutter,she's an old lady.
anyway where has the thread about this last night gone?
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:57:21 »

It went with Ralphy......
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, June 22, 2007, 16:09:06 »

I know she's old. But she still has no right to order you about.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #4 on: Friday, June 22, 2007, 16:10:16 »

Shit through her letterbox
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, June 22, 2007, 16:10:29 »

clear the shit out and leave it on her doorstep
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, June 22, 2007, 16:39:28 »

do it for her, i bet even as an old woman shes bigger than you. i bet she could pack a punch.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, June 22, 2007, 17:04:39 »

Quote from: "Chubbs"
do it for her, i bet even as an old woman shes bigger than you. i bet she could pack a punch.


   
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, June 23, 2007, 12:09:45 »

Update, just went and saw her and explained a maintenance company attended and her gutters are full.  She said 'I dont believe that, your have to clear them' I shook my head and walked away.

I am gonna piss on her flowers when I am drunk tonight.
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, June 23, 2007, 12:12:27 »

just clear them for her and leave the stuff on her doorstep.job done!
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, June 23, 2007, 12:14:14 »

it involves effort.  I probably will tho.  I hate old people
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, June 23, 2007, 13:48:50 »

it would be fair to say clear them for her cos she's old but she's also a misserable old fucker who is ordering you about.

tell her to fuck off and as Fred says. shit through her letter box

seriously though if she had approached you all nice and asked as a favour then it would have been done by now but she didn't so it isn't.
simple

don't do it
or if you do charge her
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, June 23, 2007, 15:17:37 »

Get Fred round to shag her for you Bushey.

That will sort her out.
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