Sonic's belly - We need all the luck we can get

[Lumps]

I'm not a superstitious person but....

I've noticed from his new tag line that Sonic has suddenly become diefied. Now from pictures previously posted I'm guessing we're talking Buddah here.

That being the case, in the rather desperate circumstances we currently find ourselves in, can I suggest that anyone that lives close enough tries to get to see Sonic before the 30th and gives his belly a good rub.

You never know there might be something in it.

[sonic youth]

you saying i'm fat?

[Lumps]

Err.......... not all of the incarnations of the Buddah were fat you know .....just that one they make all the statues of ...... that I suppose I was referring to ... er can someone take this bloody shovel from me please!

To be honest I'm just going on pictures that were posted years ago (when I might also have suggested you bore a passing resemblance to Matt Lucas ) Sorry!

Now I think about it you could look like a young David Bowie by now for all I know.

[flammableBen]

Sonic's a skinny indie kid who walks around in stupidly tight jeans now. Why do think he smokes so much? Hunger represent innit. Same with the coke. He told me he's cut down the fried chicken to maybe 3 family buckets a day.

[Lumps]

Sonic's a skinny indie kid who walks around in stupidly tight jeans now. Why do think he smokes so much? Hunger represent innit. Same with the coke. He told me he's cut down the fried chicken to maybe 3 family buckets a day.

This is a huge disappointment and could well signal the end of STFC.

I hope your pleased with yoursefl Goth boy! Your shallow vanity and bloody diet may well have killed our club.

Unless we can find another fat, bald TEF'er sharpish?

[jayohaitchenn]

Sonic's a skinny indie kid who walks around in stupidly tight jeans now. Why do think he smokes so much? Hunger represent innit. Same with the coke. He told me he's cut down the fried chicken to maybe 3 family buckets a day.

This is a huge disappointment and could well signal the end of STFC.

I hope your pleased with yoursefl Goth boy! Your shallow vanity and bloody diet may well have killed our club.

Unless we can find another fat, bald TEF'er sharpish?

How long is Yeovil Reds hair?

[Lumps]

Sonic's a skinny indie kid who walks around in stupidly tight jeans now. Why do think he smokes so much? Hunger represent innit. Same with the coke. He told me he's cut down the fried chicken to maybe 3 family buckets a day.

This is a huge disappointment and could well signal the end of STFC.

I hope your pleased with yoursefl Goth boy! Your shallow vanity and bloody diet may well have killed our club.

Unless we can find another fat, bald TEF'er sharpish?

How long is Yeovil Reds hair?

Yeovil looked relatively svelte in all the pictures I've seen of him. Mainly pretending to beat up our fine football clubs only chance of survival.

Now if you could persuade the mighty BP to shave his head we'd be talking!

[chalkies_shorts]

Lumps - if you're looking for a fat, bald bastard look no further. I'm 20 stone+ with very little hair ( a few tufts )and struggle to get through the bloody turnstiles.
Any woman who wants to rub my belly is extremely welcome ( please send a picture first ) but they would probably need to wear marigolds in view of my beer and vindaloo habit.
Does this mean that I could be the club's salvation? Have I given everyone fresh hope for the club's survival.

[yeo]

Yeovil looked relatively svelte in all the pictures I've seen of him.

 

[Lumps]

Lumps - if you're looking for a fat, bald bastard look no further. I'm 20 stone+ with very little hair ( a few tufts )and struggle to get through the bloody turnstiles.
Any woman who wants to rub my belly is extremely welcome ( please send a picture first ) but they would probably need to wear marigolds in view of my beer and vindaloo habit.
Does this mean that I could be the club's salvation? Have I given everyone fresh hope for the club's survival.

It's starting to sound it.

I know this is asking a lot but I don't suppose you can manage to meditate in the lotus position until next Saturday could you?

[chalkies_shorts]

Well it was looking OK until you said lotus position. How bloody easy do you think it is for a fat git like me to actually get in the lotus position - let alone stay there for a considerable amount of time.
I am quite happy to meditate into a beer or wine glass until Saturday will that do or have I built up everyone's hopes only to have them dashed immediately?