people that log on but never post

[Arriba]

come on, join the 80% bollocks mob

[Chubbs]

no dont, its for your own good.

[flammableBen]

Seriously it's addictive and it ruins your life. Stay away.

[Fred Elliot]

Seriously it's addictive and it ruins your life. Stay away.

It's enhanced mine and brought me serious good luck and a harmonious home life since I started posting


 

[Arriba]

plus its free and has no side effects

[ronnie21]

Seriously it's addictive and it ruins your life. Stay away.

It's enhanced mine and brought me serious good luck and a harmonious home life since I started posting


 

I don't think a huge car bill warrants being called serious good luck, but I suppose it takes all sorts!

[Chubbs]

plus its free and has no side effects

I'd like to present to you case study 1- Ralphy

need i say more?

[ronnie21]

plus its free and has no side effects

Has plenty of side effects, all those young lads fantasising about Birdy!!  They'll all end up with hair in the middle of their hands (at least that's my mum told me would happen if I continued wanking!)!!

[swindonbob]

Ok, hello everyone
I check this stupid site about 5 times a day...wading through all the personal stuff just to fill up my day. Sometimes i wish i met up with everyone and was a known face and had my own forum dedicated to me....actually, no i dont.

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

Ok, hello everyone
I check this stupid site about 5 times a day...wading through all the personal stuff just to fill up my day. Sometimes i wish i met up with everyone and was a known face and had my own forum dedicated to me....actually, no i dont.

     

[sonic youth]

this forum has ruined my life.

ralphy ate my hamster.

[Fred Elliot]

Seriously it's addictive and it ruins your life. Stay away.

It's enhanced mine and brought me serious good luck and a harmonious home life since I started posting


 

I don't think a huge car bill warrants being called serious good luck, but I suppose it takes all sorts!

au contraire Ronald, and I quote

I found a £2 coin today in Sainsburys (it was led next to the red cross tin, but fair game)

I got a dinner jacket from Matalan for £4 (ok I lost it, but Sussex bought me another one   )

Ill never have a couple of beers with a bloke that wears Issy Miyake aftershave (as he is clearly a back door bandit)

Ill never but a type R ( gay boy hairdresser car)

The number 119 is seriously not good (take heed kids)

I had a pint with Joe Absolom at Paddington on Monday

My cock has not fallen off (which suprises me really)

I have been enlightened to the joys of vegetarian food (thanks Andy)

I have reduced my working week from about 72 hours to no more than 65

I dont jog

I dont take pictures of myself and post all over the internet

I dont have a facebook, bebo (or whatever they are called) account

STFC got promoted

My marriage is in tatters, which means I can spend more time with my mates in the CGH

My immediate superior has just resigned (already registered my interest in the position, stating that as an Investor in People that it is a foregone conclusion that the job should be mine)


eeeerrrrrmmmmmmmmm

Ill think of some more stuff later


 

[Sippo]

You tried feeling my Mrs at up at the De vere do....

[Fred Elliot]

I cant remember doing that and I apologise




























but can you hardly blame me ?




 

[Sippo]