We normally get messy! You love coming to the pub with us!
It's true, if you cant beat them join them! Notice i only turn up late though when i am drunk aswell... otherwise id go insane!
Thing is it's one rule for you lot and another for us... the other week i was messy! (drink was spiked) i was all over the place and puking everywhere, could barely walk... i got accused of being wrecked and left alone to die! He didnt talk to me for a whole day!!!!