Samdy Gray
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« on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 07:23:49 » |
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Here's to hoping for a board statement I reckon it'll be something along the lines of "Bill Power is a very bad man. We had an investor lined up, honest, but Bill's threat of legal action has scared him off."
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Panda Paws
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 07:25:45 » |
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Statement: We've given up on Brunel FM and the club management has decided to sell our exclusive coverage to hospital radio. Only those who are ill we be able to listen to live commentary from all our games. We believe that this captive audience will be of great benefit to our club in the long-term and decided not to let anyone else bid because we could not risk losing this valuable audience of seriously injured people.
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Sippo
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 07:45:57 » |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 07:55:46 » |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 12:52:15 » |
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Town Find Investor?
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 13:32:22 » |
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Thereisno Fucking Investor
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 15:52:49 » |
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Come on then you bastards, I've been waiting all day...
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Iffy's Onion Bhaji
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 16:47:02 » |
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still waiting.....
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 16:51:25 » |
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My Human Geography paper this morning was more interesting than anything you'll read on the OS today :|
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 16:55:17 » |
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My Human Geography paper this morning was more interesting than anything you'll read on the OS today :| WTF is "human geography" ? is it like a test where the examiner says ; "right, point to your left ear" you point to your right testicle and the examiner shouts "wrong..................failed...................not enough revision !"
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:02:50 » |
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My Human Geography paper this morning was more interesting than anything you'll read on the OS today :| WTF is "human geography" ? is it like a test where the examiner says ; "right, point to your left ear" you point to your right testicle and the examiner shouts "wrong..................failed...................not enough revision !"  I did human geography - you have to bang on about how many people live in ghana and how much cassava, coffee and groundnuts they produce.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:07:22 » |
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Thats just boring then
my idea was better
I might write to His Royal Tonyness and get the National Cirriculum changed
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:10:19 » |
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I thought it was maybe as opposed to animal geography that, say, dogs would study where you find you way around by "lamppost I weed on last week" and "Place where cat jumps out unexpectedly from behind fence". That kind of thing.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:16:34 » |
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I thought it was maybe as opposed to animal geography that, say, dogs would study where you find you way around by "lamppost I weed on last week" and "Place where cat jumps out unexpectedly from behind fence". That kind of thing. OR I could walk from my house to New Inn to The Crown to the Ratty then to The Chippy Blindfolded Now thats real human geography mate !
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:20:43 » |
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If you had been in the New Inn, The Crown and the Ratty, then i doubt very much you would be able to find your way towards the gents let alone the chippy Fredio. 
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f it dont need fixing....dont fuckin break it
Await The Day
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