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Mexicano Rojo

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« on: Thursday, June 14, 2007, 22:35:34 »

using the stunners world cup

pick a country, i picked spain.

get chatting to a spanish girl.

tell her she has a remarkable resemblence to a stunner
in this case paz vega

she asks how do you know paz vega

explain that spanish women are the most beautiful in the world etc

drop a couple of other beautys

and bingo 8pm sunday night Cheesy

jobs a good un
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, June 14, 2007, 22:39:54 »

I'm gonna try it with Australia.

2 Aussie twins have just started working behind the bar at my local.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, June 14, 2007, 22:40:06 »

Quote from: "mexico red"
using the stunners world cup

pick a country, i picked spain.

get chatting to a spanish girl.

tell her she has a remarkable resemblence to a stunner
in this case paz vega

she asks how do you know paz vega

explain that spanish women are the most beautiful in the world etc

drop a couple of other beautys

and bingo 8pm sunday night Cheesy

jobs a good un


:bow1:
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, June 14, 2007, 23:35:36 »

I knew I should have won.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 06:14:44 »

Anyone got Kirsty Gallachers phone number?
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 08:38:26 »

I got as far as

Pick a country, I picked Mexico
Go to the New Inn at Lechlade
Wander about trying to find a Mexican girl to get chatting to
Fail, as it's full farmers and retired financial services executives
Drink several pints
Go home Sad
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 08:39:58 »

i tried as well, failed miserably.

shouldn't have picked england i guess.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 08:57:54 »

Quote from: "redbullzeye"
I got as far as

Pick a country, I picked Mexico
Go to the New Inn at Lechlade
Wander about trying to find a Mexican girl to get chatting to
Fail, as it's full farmers and retired financial services executives
Drink several pints
Go home Sad


 
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 09:50:30 »

Mex its just cause your hot - you could pull anyone you wanted!
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 10:07:38 »

Quote from: "mexico red"
using the stunners world cup

pick a country, i picked spain.

get chatting to a spanish girl.

tell her she has a remarkable resemblence to a stunner
in this case paz vega

she asks how do you know paz vega

explain that spanish women are the most beautiful in the world etc

drop a couple of other beautys

and bingo 8pm sunday night Cheesy

jobs a good un


I think its more likely because he's been taking them all down to the local gala bingo on a Sunday night.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 15:37:10 »

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Mex its just cause your hot - you could pull anyone you wanted!


i havent seen you rushing to get my number?

has anyone said you look remarkably like that kelly brook?
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 16:14:07 »

Nice line ha ha!

much better than the lad who tried to add me as friend on facebook - when I messaged him asking if I knew him he replied "oh sorry my computer has a virus - its keep adding all the hottest girls on facebook"
I immediatly deleted him!

anyway! I think your hot - your taste in clothes is impecable grrrrrrrrrrrr
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Spud

« Reply #12 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 16:28:45 »

Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
much better than the lad who tried to add me as friend on facebook - when I messaged him asking if I knew him he replied "oh sorry my computer has a virus - its keep adding all the hottest girls on facebook"
I immediatly deleted him!


 Soapy Tit Wank what a Hero!
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McLovin

« Reply #13 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 18:03:31 »

I know thet person. Unfortunately.
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Panda Paws

« Reply #14 on: Saturday, June 16, 2007, 02:26:12 »

Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
much better than the lad who tried to add me as friend on facebook - when I messaged him asking if I knew him he replied "oh sorry my computer has a virus - its keep adding all the hottest girls on facebook"
I immediatly deleted him!


 Soapy Tit Wank what a Hero!


Sorry about that
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