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Fred Elliot
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« on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 16:36:35 »

I just had to get this out from behind the fire
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I fucking shat myself

It was a good 12 ft tall I tell thee
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 16:40:09 »

i'd have just lit the fire
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 16:41:46 »

Was it that exact one Fred? Well was it???

I doubt it.

You're lying.  Cheesy
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 16:42:06 »

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i'd have just lit the fire


Jenna wouldn't let me mate

I was a gas fitter by trade so well used to sparking up the old four burners

"there ya go love, all that scratching will soon stop !"
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 16:43:22 »

No, I thought it was a crow like out of the Omen at first but it was sooted up to fuck
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 16:58:05 »

Did you use the old "chuck a towel on it and scoop it up method"?

Our cat brought a frog in the other night...he was a bastard to catch  Shocked
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 16:58:53 »

Try getting rid of tenants that are dead.... :shock:
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:02:40 »

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Did you use the old "chuck a towel on it and scoop it up method"?

Our cat brought a frog in the other night...he was a bastard to catch  Shocked


I did mate, but as soon as he saw light he tried to make a dart for it

Stoopid fucking bird !
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:08:13 »

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Try getting rid of tenants that are dead.... :shock:


thats easy. roll them up in carpet and chuck them in the river
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:10:10 »

Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:11:07 »

well it works in the movies  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:22:33 »

Why was it behind the fire Fred, was it cold or something?  Anyway, you should always salute a magpie (country folklore) or you could get a serious bout of bad luck, perhaps like finding yourself sat next to Fatbury at an important dinner!! Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:32:24 »

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Why was it behind the fire Fred, was it cold or something?  Anyway, you should always salute a magpie (country folklore) or you could get a serious bout of bad luck, perhaps like finding yourself sat next to Fatbury at an important dinner!! Smiley


Im sure I saw him up on the roof chillin out earlier
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:51:56 »

Gas fitter you say?

Couldnt fit a gas cooker for me could you? Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:53:07 »

Fitting a cooker is a peice of piss. You are supposed to be Corgi registered these days mind... :--
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