Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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Thought it was the postie but it was jehovah's witnesses :x Talking about the devil and stuff...  |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Panda Paws
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, June 9, 2007, 09:13:49 » |
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Thought it was the postie but it was jehovah's witnesses :x Talking about the devil and stuff... Don't let them start. As soon as you see Watchtower do what I do ... close the door and lock it. |
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, June 9, 2007, 09:15:24 » |
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I think I'm done for now. He went to shake my hand but I refused. Gave me two magazines. They're going straight in the bin.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Ralphy
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, June 9, 2007, 09:22:31 » |
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Postie's are more evil than Jehovah's witness.
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Bennett
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, June 9, 2007, 09:44:38 » |
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my postie is ace... he told me he was moving house yesterday
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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stfc11
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, June 9, 2007, 11:01:22 » |
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Do what my mum did when i was little! She was ironing and the doorbell went, didn't want to leave the iron in the living room with me, so answered the door with a steaming iron, then didn't say anything, just left!  |
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STFCBird
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, June 9, 2007, 11:09:27 » |
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you are lucky a bird just flew into my window and I think it's dead  |
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, June 9, 2007, 11:17:53 » |
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you are lucky a bird just flew into my window and I think it's dead A bird hit my windscreen once when i was driving, i looked in the mirror and all i saw was feathers everywhere. Poor bird. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, June 9, 2007, 12:10:07 » |
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you are lucky a bird just flew into my window and I think it's dead That happened to me once. It was lying on the floor wheezing and we couldn't do anything for it. It died about 5 mins later. Since then we've stuck those flying bird silhouettes on the patio door so the silly fecks don't fly into it. A bird did fly into my living room when the door was open the other week though. |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, June 9, 2007, 12:10:48 » |
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I once crashed into a Pheasant on my mountain bike. I fell off the bike and feathers went everywhere. All my mate could do was laugh while i was lying in the middle of the road.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, June 9, 2007, 12:12:08 » |
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I think I would have laughed more than I did typing up your application to marry Jodie Marsh, Ralph.
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STFCBird
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, June 9, 2007, 12:12:16 » |
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you are lucky a bird just flew into my window and I think it's dead A bird hit my windscreen once when i was driving, i looked in the mirror and all i saw was feathers everywhere. Poor bird. murderer  Bird is ok, was just stunned, has flown away now \  / |
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flammableBen
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, June 9, 2007, 12:16:10 » |
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I don't mind the old jehovah's witnesses. They're normally polite and even if you say you're not interested it's not much effort to take a leaflet. They're normally quite an amusing read. I'm going to invite them in one day.
Once some silly bird was dragging around a 9(ish) year old go asking if it was ok if the girl could read a bit out of the bible. I said no and closed the door. That poor kid must have got a fair bit of abuse that day.
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Ralphy
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, June 9, 2007, 12:18:22 » |
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Who is Jehovah anyway?
Why does he need witnesses?
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flammableBen
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, June 9, 2007, 12:23:07 » |
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Who is Jehovah anyway?
Why does he need witnesses? They teach the use of a personal name for god I believe. It was Dave until 1982, but they were getting laughed out of townby the other religions with crazier names, so they changed it. |
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