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[sonic youth]

i don't have a phone so don't waste your money

[STFCBird]

i don't have a phone so don't waste your money

What happened to your phone?

[Ralphy]

I text every cunt on my phone when pissed.

As you all know.

Hey Spuddy  

[sonic youth]

i mistook it for something edible.

nobody ever texts me. i like this. i thought vodafone had cut me off until reed phoned me yesterday, that's how popular i am

[Ralphy]

I have your number

[McLovin]

I'm great at the old drunk text. My spelling, punctuation and grammar become second to none, i attempt to write in one of 3 language, and usually make a tit out of myself saying things i really shouldn't. I've got much better at stepping away from the phone recently though.